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Easter Bunny is Dead

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Stolen Motor Bike

A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

Sex Ed

Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

Little Billy

One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

White House

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.

By jax813

Featured 17 years ago

By The Way....

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when...

By engineer1371

Featured 17 years ago

Lawyers and Toxic Waste

Q: Why is it that California leads the nation in number of lawyers and New Jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps? A: New...

By pgeer

Featured 17 years ago

Viagra and Food

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Special Night

A married couple decided to spend the night of their 20th anniversary alone, with the husband planning a special night for his wife of many...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Chapped

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked...

By TreeWrapper

Featured 17 years ago

Complaint

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a...

By TreeWrapper

Featured 17 years ago

Fill 'er Up

A man walks in the door after a day at the office to find his wife crying at the kitchen table. What’s wrong? he asks. I went to the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

How Do You Feel About Sex

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time...

By R2D2

Featured 17 years ago

3 Old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Sex Therapy-Florida Style

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man...

By dkaz46

Featured 17 years ago

Sleep Over

A guy walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, Listen, I’m having three girls over tonight. I need help. The pharmacist hands...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

How to Go to Heaven

A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked them, "If I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Office Secretary

Sarah the sexy secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you" "Sarah honey, why...

By inuse

Featured 17 years ago

Rearrange The Letters

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

No More Drinking

Drinking a non alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin...sure it taste the same but it just ain't right!

By deertat1272

Featured 17 years ago

The Mens Room

In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up...

By anjahl

Featured 17 years ago

2 Nuns and a Blind Man

Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Stripper vs Waitress

Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and a stripper? A: Two weeks.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Granny and her grandchild

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her...

By ChrisSisley

Featured 17 years ago

Johnny at the Playground

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Easter Bunny is Dead

Stolen Motor Bike

Sex Ed

Little Billy

White House

By The Way....

Lawyers and Toxic Waste

Viagra and Food

Special Night

Chapped

Complaint

Fill 'er Up

How Do You Feel About Sex

3 Old Ladies

Sex Therapy-Florida Style

Sleep Over

How to Go to Heaven

Office Secretary

Rearrange The Letters

No More Drinking

The Mens Room

2 Nuns and a Blind Man

Stripper vs Waitress

Granny and her grandchild

Johnny at the Playground

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