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Farm Help

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Best Surgeon in Texas

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic...

By CashFirst

Featured 17 years ago

The Man With One Brain

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!

By luispozo311

Featured 17 years ago

Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some...

By fiveonefiveoh

Featured 17 years ago

Unhappy Dwarf

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

The Little Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Brains

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

$5 Worth of Gas

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... The clerk farted and gave me a receipt

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Sunday morning at 11

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients were dying in the same bed every Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical...

By busdriverwillie

Featured 17 years ago

Washcloth

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Learning Animals

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Lorraine

There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Free Tattoo

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

One Wish

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Last Word

A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word". His friend: "What is the word?" The man: "I am...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Interesting Human Body Facts

- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Fair Enough

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Naughty Nuns

Two nuns were climbing the convent wall after an illicit night out on the town. One says to the other "This makes me feel like one of those...

By Usagichan

Featured 17 years ago

Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin...

By zeuty

Featured 17 years ago

John Smith

A woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband?...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Dead Blonde

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.

By zeuty

Featured 17 years ago

3 Girls on a Plane

There were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first" she...

By Bender

Featured 17 years ago

Doggy Style Joke

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. Does your wife ever do it doggy style? asked the one. Well…not...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Stay...

I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some...

By TheCommentator

Featured 17 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Farm Help

Best Surgeon in Texas

The Man With One Brain

Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man

Unhappy Dwarf

The Little Bird

Brains

$5 Worth of Gas

Sunday morning at 11

Washcloth

Learning Animals

Lorraine

Free Tattoo

One Wish

Anger Management

Last Word

Interesting Human Body Facts

Fair Enough

Naughty Nuns

Expensive Fishing Trip

John Smith

Dead Blonde

3 Girls on a Plane

Doggy Style Joke

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