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The Other Side

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde,...

By zeuty

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Is That Your Final Answer?

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered,...

By busdriverwillie

Featured 17 years ago

Chuck Norris - Taxes

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Stolen Engine

A blonde woman is driving a Porsche and she sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to...

By zeuty

Featured 17 years ago

Relatives

Ernie asks Joe, "If I slept with your wife and had a child would that make us related?" Joe says to Ernie, "No but it would make us even."

By thejames13

Featured 17 years ago

Comparing Prices to Gasoline

Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Difficult English

The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse We...

By lostvictory

Featured 17 years ago

Painful Breakup

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Colorful Reunion

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue....

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Retiree

Q: Hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? A: He opted to stick it out a while longer.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Ponderisms

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Mistaken Drunk

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal,...

By tktyler

Featured 17 years ago

One Angry Husband

A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding. The cop walks up and informs the...

By TheCommentator

Featured 17 years ago

The Funeral

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking...

By zeuty

Featured 17 years ago

Deaf Man

An old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He finally went to see a doctor, Who diagnosed his problem and restored his hearing. A month later...

By wyatt420

Featured 17 years ago

Woman Talks, Man Hears

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Deer Tracks

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer...

By kerplunk1013

Featured 17 years ago

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Strong Man

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Boiling Eggs

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm...

By immclovinit

Featured 17 years ago

Good Journalism

A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Wal-Marts in Iraq

Why doesnt Iraq have any Wal-Marts? Because theres a Target at every corner!

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

What is Easter?

Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Daily media - jokes

The Other Side

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Is That Your Final Answer?

Chuck Norris - Taxes

Stolen Engine

Relatives

Comparing Prices to Gasoline

Difficult English

Painful Breakup

Colorful Reunion

Retiree

Ponderisms

Mistaken Drunk

One Angry Husband

The Funeral

Deaf Man

Woman Talks, Man Hears

Deer Tracks

Lost Ball

Strong Man

Boiling Eggs

Good Journalism

Wal-Marts in Iraq

What is Easter?

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