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Monkey Enters Government Building, Gets to Work
Those clowns in Congress! Given the recent kerfuffle about the House Speaker and modern government’s tendency to shut down every 20 minutes, some may long for a new voice in the halls of power to better represent the people.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Launch That Monkey Off the Edge’: Bali Monkeys Are Extorting Tourists By Stealing Their Cell Phones
Though they may reside at Bali’s Uluwatu temple, the Macaque monkeys living at the tourist hotspot are far from pious, having evidently taught themselves to pickpocket unsuspecting visitors and hold their valuables for ransom.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Family Shatters Glass Door to Their Airbnb After Locking Themselves Out
It seems like every week there’s another horror story about someone’s horrific experience staying at an Airbnb, from controlling hosts surveilling guests remotely to expecting people to clean the entire place before they leave but also pay a cleaning fee.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Mind Ya Business’: Man Calls 911 After Seeing ‘Massive Fire’ in Stranger’s Apartment, Turns Out It Was Just a Yule Log on a Huge TV
Here’s the situation: You’re looking out the window of your apartment when you see something peculiar. No, it’s not the old man who insists on getting fully naked in front of his window. It’s something worse — a fire!
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

David Beckham Facts-Checks Victoria Beckham in Real Time Over Her Claim That She’s From a ‘Working-Class Family’
It feels like the entire world is tuning in to Netflix’s latest release, a limited documentary series about David and Victoria Beckham, and based on the clips that have gone viral on social media, it’s not hard to understand why.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'F—k You!': Male Karen Berates Receptionist Over Appointment He Never Scheduled
No Appointment? Big problem … Specifically for a few unwitting receptionists who were verbally berated by a male Karen apparently peeved he didn’t have an appointment at their medical practice.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dude Gets Instant Karma and a Beating After Stalking Shopper, Breaking His Car Window
A Walmart shopper recently came away from his trip to the big box store with a bag full of instant karma, proceeding to get his butt whooped after stalking a man before shattering his car window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'I’m About To Clean His Clock!': Son Catches Dad Eating Lunch With His Alleged Mistress
A romantic fast food lunch quickly took a turn for the Maury after one cheating dad found himself confronted by his son while treating his alleged mistress to a steamy afternoon at their local rest stop.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Stampedes, Half-Built Stages and Angry EDM Bros': All The Disasters From This Weekend's Failed Electric Zoo Music Festival
Mere hours before major acts like Galantis, Excision, and every 2016 frat boy’s favorite duo, The Chainsmokers, were set to take the festival’s various stages on Friday, the event organizers decided to pull the plug on Day 1.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Supreme's Creative Director Quits After Being Told He Can't Sell a T-Shirt With Pictures of Slaves
After being the creative director of the streetwear brand Supreme for two fashion seasons, Tremaine Emory has decided to leave. He recently posted on Instagram that he left the brand known to be worn by white skaters for “systemic racism issues.”
Featured 2 years ago in Wow