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7,000 Lesbians Pelted With Giants Balls of Hail at Red Rocks

On Wednesday, June 21, several concertgoers were met with a less-than-pleasant surprise as severe hail pelted the open-air Red Rocks.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Creep Hosts Entire Podcast in Woman’s DMs After Finding Her on Bumble

A Mississauga, Ontario man found himself becoming Villain of the Week after bizarre voice notes he sent a woman he didn’t know were posted online.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Bed Rotting' AKA 'Laying In Bed Doing Nothing' Is Now a Wellness Trend

On TIkTok, people are sharing videos of themselves simply “rotting in bed” with “POV” captions in a trend called “bed rotting.”

By angeshier

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Guy With 8 'Mr. Beast' Tattoos Says He Doesn't Want Money, Just Wants To Show Support

What would you do to meet your idol?

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

New Economy Airline Seat Proposition is Horrible for People Who Fart a Lot

Flying on airplanes sucks.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'They Can Cry in a Ferrari': OnlyFans Creator Owns Piers Morgan for Suggesting Her Future Kids Won't Support Her Career Choices

Morgan then fired back with every right winger’s favorite hypothetical – what about the children?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Sink Pissers Are Mad People Want Them to Stop Pissing in the Sink

Some people piss in the pool, some people piss in the shower, and some people, piss in the sink.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Pete Davidson Goes Off on PETA Exec In Leaked Expletive Ridden Voicemail

It’s a classic tale of Pete vs PETA.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Girl Publicly Claps Back at Pick Up Artist Who Thought He Won Her Over

Being a weirdo isn’t the pull you think it is – just ask Twitter PUA Chase Austin, who recently had a recorded interaction fact-checked to filth by the woman he was allegedly attempting to seduce.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Fort Worth Playboy' Roasted after Bragging About Having a High School Girlfriend

Fort Worth Playboy is a Twitter account that talks about “Fitness, Finances, Fucking.”

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The Chinese Girls Livestreaming Their Factory Jobs

Something strange is afoot in the world of TikTok, with users noticing that livestreams that seemingly show women working on assembly lines have suddenly become more prevalent on the app.

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Male Karen Steals Skateboard and Tosses It Into the Road

“No no!” the cameraperson said, the skateboard hurling towards traffic.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘It’s Graffiti': Karen Landlord Forces Woman to Removed Chalk Art from Driveway

Move over spray paint, chalk is coming for your graffiti gig – well, at least according to TikTok’s latest viral landlord Karen.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Serial Sperm Donor Dead after His Hand-Built Airplane Falls Apart Mid-Air

New York fertility doctor, Dr. Morris Wortman, who has been accused of secretly impregnating his patients died on Sunday when his 'hand-made' airplane crashed in upstate New York.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Shit Coiners Want You To Help Them Pump Their $COCK Coin

Twitter crypto bros proved what we already knew about their notoriously pompous community – they’re all in desperate need of some $COCK.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You Were My Cum Once' Is Not an Appropriate Thing to Say to a Newborn Baby

The miracle of childbirth is a wonder to so many new parents. It’s amazing to think in 40 weeks you can make human life. Even though some of us just don’t phrase our excitement correctly.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Crazy MMA Moments That Had Us Genuinely Concerned

It takes courage to get inside the ring.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Redditor Receives Angry Message From Credit Card Hacker after Canceling Flight He Bought With His Card

Did you know it’s ok to steal someone’s credit card and buy a plane ticket if you have an important family gathering to attend?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat': Verified Twitter Bots Are Helping You Shop For Distasteful Shirts

On today’s episode of “Twitter is Broken,” verified Twitter bots are helping you shop for some pretty fucked up merch.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The 'Side Chick Renaissance' Is Upon Us

From now on, May will be forever known as 'Side Chick Appreciation Month.'

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Strip Away the Stigma of Anxiety': Bioré Deletes Mental Health Awareness Ad Featuring School Shooting Survivor

Enter Bioré’s latest partnership ad with TikTok content creator Cecilee Max-Brown who survived the Michigan State University mass shooting last February.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm