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'Don't Know Why We're Talking About Incest': Streamer TommyInnit Does the Most Cringe 'Girlfriend Reveal' of All Time

"Why does she look like she’d rather be anywhere else that on camera."

Sex Workers Call Out 'Alpha Male' Dating Guru for Being Shit in Bed

Stirling Cooper is the self proclaimed "World's #1 bedroom coach for men." But according to other adult stars, he sucks in bed.

Man On Zoom Call Says Working From Home 'Isn't Really Working'

Though Willett Advisors exec Steven Ratner may have attempted to make a rousing argument advocating returning to in-person work in his recent New York Times OpEd, his actions managed to send a different message when he called in remotely for a television

All the Dunks on Justin Roiland's "Justice" Tweet

The disgraced writer posted a photo to his Instagram and Twitter with a one-word caption; “Justice.”

TikTok Harry Potter Fans Are Imagining Some Very Questionable Professor Snape Fantasies

Over the past several weeks, several down-horrendous millennial Harry Potter fans have taken their adoration for their favorite Hogwarts professor to the next level, creating a series of horny smut, imagining what it’d be like to land a seat in Snape’s po

'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse

PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”

People Reveal Their Weirdest Experiences at Somebody Else’s House

We’ve all been to friends’ houses who had a fully stocked beer fridge, or parents who hated each other, or an overtly horny dog humping your leg.

‘Adorable Idiots’: Men Reveal Times They Didn’t Get the Hint While Being Flirted With

As Will Smith once said in the 2005 box office smash hit 'Hitch', "With no guile and no game, there's no girl."

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Move over Ibrahim El Boustati, Scott Gibson and Greta Thunberg — it seems the ever-growing list of people who have tried and/or succeeded in kicking Andrew Tate’s ass has taken a turn for the ghostly.

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

TikTok Country Girls Are Threatening to Steal Your Man

Country girls: They not only make do but incredibly amusing TikTok drama.

'I'm Gay, Actually I'm Not': The Time Pink Came Out and Immediately Retracted It

So, Pink, congrats on very briefly coming out — leaving the closet is never easy, especially when it’s a revolving door … one that evidently keeps on turning.

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap

On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.

The Exiled Moderator of r/WallStreetBets Is Suing Reddit to Get His Sub Back

From the moon to the courtroom!

The Wall Street Journal Has a New Money-Saving Hack: Don't Eat

On Tuesday, February 14, the financial publication uploaded an article entitled “To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast.”

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.

First Pic of Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn Triggers the Only 'Suicide Squad' Fan Left

So @CutAyer, if you’re reading this, please, for the love of god, let the Snyderverse die. We’ve seen enough.

'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day

On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.

People Are Dunking On Elon For Forcing His Team to Show Everyone His Tweets

We aren’t shocked to say it, but Elon owning Twitter has been even more epic than we could have hoped for.

Here Are All the Male Celebs Who Have Died of Twink Death, the New Term for Aging

Twink death: It’s not that existential … or maybe it is?

Everyone Hates the Pac-Man-Ass-Lookin' Boots from MSCHF

Art collective, MSCHF has unleashed their latest creation onto the unsuspecting citizens of Planet Earth.

James Gunn Has to Calm the Nerds He Incited over a Superman Trunks Twitter Poll

James Gunn is once again tweeting through his problems. This time a self-inflicted shot to the foot after posting a twitter poll regarding Superman's costume.

Grindset Bros Think Bank Loans are the New 'Free Money Hack'

TikTok grindset financial gurus have have discovered a new source of easy cashflow; business loans from the bank.