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Self-Appointed Alpha Male Jordan Peterson Has Some Very Beta Steak Preparation Instructions
Despite loudly boasting the benefits of an all-meat diet, it seems (probable) constipation poster child and the king of the incels, Jordan Peterson, apparently has no idea how to actually cook meat beyond what he’s come across on TikTok while furiously sc
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr
Despite her nine-figure net worth and ability to do whatever the hell she wants, revisionist author and notable transphobe J.K. Rowling is still committed to her strange obsession with strangers’ genitals.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Hilaria Baldwin Is Still Using Her Fake Spanish Accent
Hilaria took to the streets of New York City with two powerful messages for the masses dunking on her husband: Show some empathy — and acknowledge the fact that she’s like, REALLY from Spain, you guys.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Internet Roasts Salt Bae For Invading Argentina’s World Cup Celebration
Argentina won a hard-fought game against France on Sunday, making them the World Cup champions. However, while the team was celebrating, there was a familiar face trying to butt into the celebration.
By RustyBuckler
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Dave Portnoy Called Out For Selling $42 Watches for $2400
Dave Portnoy, founder and CEO of Barstool Sports, just launched a new watch brand.
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
Banksy Encourages His Fans to Shoplift From Guess after Accusing Them of 'Stealing His Art'
The clothing store Guess has been forced to close its London Regent Street location, after the anonymous graffiti artist Banksy encouraged his fans to shoplift from the store.
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
Inside the FTX Polycule That Stole 1 Billion in Customer Funds While High on Stimulants
If you’ve been keeping up with the whole FTX fiasco, you’ve probably realized by now how heinous the entire situation really is. If you haven’t, here’s a brief summation of the proceedings:
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
Insufferable Influencer Says She's 'Too Pretty' to Work a Regular Job
Lucy Welcher, a young TikTok influencer with over 80 thousand followers recently posted a video to her fans saying that she will never work a regular job, claiming that she is too pretty for that.
By RustyBuckler
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
People Are Outraged Mario Doesn’t Have a Thicc Dumper
That's Italy's A**! Do it some justice!
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
