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Twitter HQ Sign Becomes ‘Titter’ after Elon Takes His Only W
Now, Musk has followed through with his idea and covered up the ‘W’ outside of Twitter’s San Francisco offices. With Twitter currently only valued at around $20 billion, it is also the only ‘W’ Musk has taken since his big acquisition.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
$750 For a Framed Lobster: Thrift Stores Just Aren’t What They Used to Be
Earlier this week, a display of a taxidermied albino lobster in a commemorative shadow box emerged as one of r/ThriftGrift’s greatest finds, shocking users with its $749.95 price tag.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Queer Twitter Is Asking Political Reporters to Avoid Using “Tops” in Their Election Coverage
So, reporters, with the 2024 presidential election on the horizon, please do yourselves a favor and get acquainted with what “tops” actually means — and edges too, which is what you're doing to us with headlines like this.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Andrew Tate Simps Think They've Found a Glitch in the Matrix
Tate and his brother were released from prison last Friday, March 31, which if you can read the tea leaves, or operate Google search, you’ll learn is the same day The Matrix was released in theaters in 1999.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Andrew Tate is Out of Prison and Photoshopping His Beard For Social Media
After months of being photoshopped into everything from a hot girl to a coquette, notable Romanian prisoner Andrew Tate has seemingly taken matters into his own hands, appearing to terribly photoshop his prison beard.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Everything Went Dark': Woman Passes Out after Teens Target Her With ‘Bucket Prank’ Challenge
If you search “bucket prank” in TikTok’s search bar, you’ll find videos of teenagers in Home Depot and Target, pranking strangers by putting buckets on their heads, before running away.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Libs of TikTok Failed the Green Line Test
Though Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may not have not immediately recognized Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichikt during their Capitol Hill run-in, the fine people of Twitter sure did, identifying the controversial admin and her green line test-
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Make Sure My Man Nuts At Least 6 or 7 Times a Day': OnlyFans Model Talks About How Much She Pleasures Her Man
While Dick Destroyer December may be eight months away, it’s never too early to start training – just ask OnlyFans creator Vicky Banxxx, who pledged her allegiance to making her man cum 6-7 times per day.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
D&Tea CEO Put on Blast for Asking a Client Out on a Date
Twitch streamer and content creator, PinkVaporGaming, took to Twitter to share a conversation she had with a co-founder of DandTeaCo; a Dungeons & Dragons-themed tea company, where he used his business contacts to ask her out on a date.
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Woman Says She Drank $50,000 Worth of Booze in the Ultra VIP Section
“You might be thinking Thaiz, “‘are you an alcoholic or are you rich? One or the other,’” she commenced the clip, which has since garnered upwards of 420,000 views. “No no no, it was insane.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
