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‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

The IRS Reminds Taxpayers to Report Gains From Stolen Property and Illegal Activities

Bad news for thieves, scammers and basically everyone except for that one woman on Extreme Cheapskates who stole her family’s belongings throughout the year only to return them at Christmas time, well before EOY — the IRS is coming for you.

'Shopping Carts and the 1995 Jacksonville Jaguars' Are Only Exceptions to 'Rule 34'

Despite finding its origins nearly two decades ago, Rule 34 — the old internet adage that “If it exists, there is porn of it” — is still *(very) much applicable, a lesson the fine people r/AskReddit recently learned the hard way.

People Think Justin Bieber's Birthday Pics Are Proof He Hates His Wife

After weeks of silently standing in the eye of the internet’s latest celebrity beef, it seems Justin Bieber has finally spoken … or at least let his lighter do the talking.

Mr. Beast Asked His Fans for Free Labor and They Gladly Responded

We can’t guarantee that fixing Mr. Beast’s Feastable displays will earn you a $10,000 check from YouTube’s biggest creator, but we can guarantee that not fixing his displays, won’t.

'Alpha Man' Says He's Going to Steal Your Girl... But Not a Single Person in the World Is Worried

He's bought himself a Maserati and a McLaren, and thinks that he can use them to take your girl.

People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

To bone or not to bone, that is the question …. that has been dividing parents on Twitter.

Ford Has Patented a Car That Can Reposes Itself

Bad news for Jude Law in that one movie, Anthony Head in that other movie (if you can even call it that) and the entire cast of truTV’s bygone reality series Operation Repo: It seems robots are officially coming to repossess the job of repossessions.

Reckless Drivers Are Shamelessly Exposing the Idiocy of Their Speeder Culture

It is as dangerous as it is extraordinarily idiotic.

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Move over Ibrahim El Boustati, Scott Gibson and Greta Thunberg — it seems the ever-growing list of people who have tried and/or succeeded in kicking Andrew Tate’s ass has taken a turn for the ghostly.

Natl Park Service Condemns Pushing Your Friend in Front of a Bear

Amid their busy schedule of looking after America’s national parks and fielding a brand-new barrage of questions about cocaine and bears, and cocaine bears, the National Park Service managed to find the time to issue an important PSA — don’t feed your fr

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

As TikToker @ispyshiny so aptly put it in her caption — “I am so happy my teenage self only had dog ears on Snapchat.”

Drake's Therapist Told Him He 'Has the Most Gigantic Tits'

So friends, remember, if you ever happen to be in the same room as Drake, remember he’s got the bigger tits.

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

If you've lost Ben Garrison, then you really are on an island all your own.

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

This isn't the first ludicrous (pun fully intended) Vin Diesel video to make us scratch our heads, and I'm certain it won't be the last.

The President of Mexico Is Convinced He Spotted a Woodland Elf

Mexico’s president — he’s just us … if us here means moms who spend a little *too* much time on Facebook.

Sabrina Carpenter Schools the British Broadcasting Company On The True Meaning of BBC

After more than a century of the term BBC holding *vastly* different meanings in the United States and the United Kingdom, meanings respectively embraced as a beloved symbol of national pride and the other recognized as the TV channel with 'Doctor Who'.

'Goth IHOP' E-Girl Gets Slapped with Pancake Copyright Lawsuit

Bad news for fine employees at the fine dining locales of Femboy Hooters, Tomboy Outback and Milf Dennys: Your uniforms can and will start a legal shitstorm — just ask Cosplayer/unofficial Goth IHOP waitress, Candylion.

Sad Loser Insults Emilia Clarke and Faces the Full Wrath of Twitter

When the sorry loser Jon Miller decided to tweet this reaction to a photo Emilia posted to her Instagram, the internet had her back.

Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head

Move over halved cupcakes and existential crises about the never-ceasing passage of time, it seems child star-turned-adult-star-but-not-like-that Macaulay Culkin has found the best way to celebrate a half-birthday or any occasion for that matter: Watching

Twitter Exec Who Posted Picture of Her Sleeping at the Office Has Been Fired

You go, girlboss … and remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Did Tom Cruise Eat Dennis Quaid?

Bimbofication, you don’t have shit on Quaidification.