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'What Did I Do To Upset Kelly Clarkson?': American Idol Alum Accidentally Starts Beef With Troye Sivan Over Misheard Lyric
Who the hell does Australian singer-songwriter Troye Sivan think he is? Kelly Clarkson sure as hell wants to know … well, at least according to a viral, misheard lyric in her new song, “Mine.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
7 Nuts Wasn't Enough – Greedy Nut Lady Want's Her Man to Cum 10 Times A Day
Weeks after TikTok creator/OnlyFans model Vicky Banxx got candid about her VERY dehydrating dedication to making her man nut 6-7 times per day, her, erm, nutty philosophy has remained steadfast even in the wake of her newfound viral fame.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Afraid For the Apples and Spinach I Ordered': Male Instacart Shoppers Keep Fucking Up People's Orders
There are three universal truths in this world, the sun will rise and set, water is wet and there will be male Instacart discourse on Twitter. It seems, every 3 to 6 months a new person tweets about how terrible male Instacart shoppers are.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The TikTok Guy Who “Cracked” a Murder Case Is a Tech Bro Grifter
Over the past several days, Waks has become the subject of TikTok’s latest controversy after several fans questioned whether his alleged links, which some say don’t add up, were fabricated with the intention of promoting Forsyte, a lifestyle planning app
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'The Sun Used to be Yellow': Sun Truthers are Giving Flat Earthers a Run For Their Money
From moon landing deniers to flat Earthers, folks have been pushing the limits of conspiracy theories for a long time, but now there is a new group of people with some insane ideas about our star: Sun truthers.
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Hollywood Is Done For': AI Movie Trailer Proves the AI Bros Have Lost Their Minds
Over the weekend Chase Curtis posted a trailer on Twitter for his ‘The Great Catsby,’ a Great Gatsby-esque film generated using AI. “Hollywood is done for – you might not believe me, but this is AI-generated,” tweeted Curtis.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘He Got the Han Solo Treatment’: Man in Latex Vacuum Sealed Cube Takes Kink to a Whole New Level
Nearly four decades after Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back, the smuggler has finally earned the recognition he so deserves … well, at least from BDSM Twitter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Do Not Ring Doorbells in 2023. My 6 Was Loaded': Local Meteorologist Threatens to Shoot Little Girl at His Door
Chris, the founder of iWeatherNet, posted a message to the organization’s Facebook page warning children not to ring his doorbell. “A child just rang my doorbell,” he wrote. “My 6 was loaded. Keep your kids away.”
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'No, Hold On One Sec': Woman On Her Way Home From Work Begs Taylor Swift Fans Not to Stampede the Subway
Taylor Swift’s ‘Eras Tour’ has officially taken over America as a viral TikTok video out of Atlanta shows a group of T-Swift fans piling into a train car after a show, much to one woman’s displeasure.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Then Leave': Woman Gets Bullied For Saying NYC Is 'Too Expensive" and There's Nothing to Do But "Drink"
“Overall New York did not chew me up and spit me out,” Johnson, who works in photography notes. “I just don’t like it. I just feel so much happier every time I leave.”
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Turns Out These “Temporary” Tattoos Are Not Actually So Temporary
Though temporary tattoo company Ephermal Tattoo may tout their products as “Real Tattoos” with “No Lifetime Commitment” per the large banner displayed across their website, the claim is a bit dubious.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
