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Girl Tries Using Her Mouth to Stop Champagne Explosion

It's not very effective, but it's certainly entertaining!

Rand Paul Claims People Making Under $50k Don't Pay Taxes, Gets Ripped by 'The View' Audience

Senator Paul: If you make less than $50k, you aren't paying taxes right now. <br></br> Literally everyone: Excuse me, wtf?

Students Share the Infuriating Reasons Teachers Gave them a Bad Grade

Tales from school that show the education system can be inane, petty, and stupid.

Twenty One Trashy People Polluting Your Feed

Trashy people doing trashy things is just a way of life it seems.

Absolute Class Act Responds to Wife Divorcing Him by Burning His House Down

According to Redditors who live in the same town, this guy actually avoided jail time for this arson committed on camera.

Extremely Intoxicated Police Officer Totaled His Cruiser and Refuses Drug and Alcohol Testing

PIQUA, Ohio Piqua Police have opened an investigation after an officer who was on duty is accused of driving drunk and crashing his cruiser.

Florida Woman Becomes Latest Viral Racist, Calls Teen N-Word over Dropped Gum Wrapper

She's being dubbed "Pick It Up Peggy."

Dashcam Footage Reveals Exact Moment Car Thief Knows He's Busted

The look on his face is absolutely priceless. Here's hoping these this would-be car thief is brought to justice soon.

Shoplifter's Skirt Is a Neverending Treasure Trove of Stolen Goods

This is like a scene out of a cartoon - I was half expecting her to finish by pulling a tuba out of there for comedic effect.

Belle Delphine's Mugshot Was Faked and Just Another Ploy for Attention

Desperate Guy Wants to Borrow a Lift, Is a Real Jerk About It

That's one way to get someone to not help you out.

Girl's Horrible 'X Factor' Audition Made Worse by Her Angry Parents Harassing Judges

Please, don't be these people.

Terry Crews Puts an Entitled Fan on Blast After She Didn't Respect Boundaries

The former NFL player and current actor clapped back at a needy fan and it echoed throughout the Twitterverse.

Vegan Gets Traumatized For Life After Being Served Sausage Rolls

A British vegan asked for a sausage roll while out at a restaurant and was surprised that it wasn't a vegan sausage roll.

Mom and Daughter Attempt to Block a Spot Until a Cop Shows Up in Ultimate Display of Entitlement

Parking in New York is a nightmare, but the officer handled this perfectly.

Dude Left His Phone in the Car and Finds Out His Friend and His Girl Might Be Hooking Up

During a quick pit stop at the store, this guy left his phone recording in the car only to discover his "friend" trying to get with his girlfriend.

Scientist Lets 6 Foot Python Bite His Arm For Science

Pain in the name of science. (Warning: contains some minor blood).

Patriots WR Julian Edelman Accidentally Saw Naked Coach Belichick's Legendary Hog

Back in his early days on the Patriots, Julian Edelman saw a side of Bill Belichick *very* few people have seen.

Drive-Thru Employee Enjoys a Romantic Moment as Cars Line up Waiting

When all you wanted to do was to order food, but you've interrupted an employee's date.

Woman Films Man Who Appears to Be Drunk in a Company Vehicle Outside Her Home

An allegedly intoxicated man in Belmont, Massachusetts belligerently disagreed with a woman's bumper stickers while driving a company vehicle for...

Donald Trump Just Tweeted a Nickelback Meme Because This Is Hell

Proof that we are, in fact, living in the dumbest timeline.

Todd Phillips Made the Joker in an Attempt to Counter "Woke Culture"

Todd Phillips has directed some comedy masterpieces, like The Hangover and Old School, but recently said he stopped making comedies because of "wokeness".

Woman Hurls a Compost Bin at a Random Car in Frustration

Take that, stranger!

Trump Reportedly Asked Aides to Look into Pricing for Alligator Moat at Border

Political affiliations be damned - this is just genuinely hilarious news.

Woman Climbs Into Lion Exhibit at Bronx Zoo Proving 2019 Is the Dumbest Time in History

Shocking video posted to Instagram over the weekend shows an unidentified woman inside the lion enclosure fence at the Bronx Zoo, waving at the...