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'I'll Come Grab You Up Back There': Pro Boxer Adrien Broner Berates McDonald's Employee In Bizarre, Shirtless Tirade
Boxer Adrien Broner discovered that the age-old rule of “no shoes, no shirt, no service” still applies to professional athletes, going on a bizarre, shirtless tirade against a McDonald’s employee during a recent trip to the fast food giant.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Tase Me, I Like It Kinky': Drunk Woman Tries to Seduce Cop After Being Stopped For Hit and Run
A drunk driver tried to turn a hit-and-run into a hit it and run, attempting to seduce the police officer arresting her after she allegedly slammed her car into a Chevy Cruze in Brunswick, Ohio, before speeding away.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Hasan Minhaj Accused of Fabricating Joke About His Daughter Being "Splashed with Anthrax"
As most comics can tell you, the keys to stand up are fairly simple: Always remember the rule of three, timing is everything and when in doubt, fabricate a harrowing tale about your young daughter being exposed to anthrax at the emotional climax of your N
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Drunk T-Mobile Employee Deletes Woman’s Entire Phone, Then Denies It to Her Face
One very unlucky T-Mobile customer got a whole lot less than she bargained for during a recent trip to one of the carrier’s stores when a possibly intoxicated manager accidentally erased her entire phone while attempting to sync her Apple Watch.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Irish Hooligan Breaks Arm Off 100-Year-Old Brussels Statue During Crazy Night Out
An Irish tourist nabbed one heck of a souvenir during his recent trip to the historic Brussels Stock Exchange in Belgium — the severed arm of a more than 100-year-old statue split off during a wild night on the town.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You’re Gonna Get A Magnum? Yeah Right!': Woman Loses It After Catching Husband Buying Condoms
A quick trip to Walmart ended in a possibly relationship-ending screaming match after a wife caught her husband picking up a pack of condoms at the self-checkout counter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Redditor Shows Off His 'Homemade Alien Mummy' In Response to Mexico's Bombshell UFO Hearing
Days after a ufologist presented two alleged alien corpses before Mexican Congress, one shitposting UFO truther claimed to have found themselves particularly inspired … to finally finish their years-long alien craft project.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Era of the Soyface Has Ended – According to YouTube Mogul MrBeast
If you’ve spent any time on the internet in the past few years, you’ve probably seen MrBeast, or more specifically, a photo of him smiling with his mouth wide open, an expression known in some online circles as soyface/soyboy face.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Man Suffocated a Spotted Lanternfly With His Butt
The Spotted Lanternfly has invaded the East Coast and has forced regular citizens into a collective militia against this invasive species. If you live in or around New York City, or anywhere in the North East, you've seen these little devils. However, one
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Bisexual Obama Rumors Reignite the 'Hobama' Fandom
Last week, Tucker Carlson interviewed Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed to have had a crack-smoked-filled one-night stand with former President Barack Obama in the '90s. And one part of the internet is asking if a certain former boy bander is next to sh
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Ariana’s a Boca Girl': Ariana Grande’s Former Classmate Recounts Singer’s Entitled Behavior As Cheating Rumors Swirl
Though few fans may have been shocked by the sketchy timeline surrounding Ariana Grande’s rumored romance with her Wicked costar Ethan Slater, no one was as unsurprised as her former classmate, TikTok creator @binta_swag.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Promotional 'Aaron Rogers Throws for More Than 1 Yard' Bet Doesn’t Hit
By now you’ve probably heard that the NFL’s biggest offseason storyline came to an abrupt end just three plays into the Jets’ fresh 2023-2024 season when Aaron Rogers tore his Achilles on the team’s opening drive against the Bills on Monday Night Football
Featured 2 years ago in Funny