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'9/11 Is Ruining My Birthday!': Zoomer Peeved That Terrorist Day Happened On Her Special Day
One Tiktoker is quickly learning the meaning of “never post” after a video of hers, in which she laments the fact that 9/11 had to take place on her birthday, found its way to r/ImTheMainCharacter.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘It’s an IRL Loot Drop’: Security Guard Body Slams Woman and Her Loot Goes FLying
One security guard recently learned that police brutality can serve as one very unsavory — and very effective — cheat code for IRL loot drops after body slamming a woman in front of a popular San Antonio nightclub.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Psycho In His Underwear Dumps Gallon of Milk On Himself At Walmart Checkout Counter
Though the Ice Bucket Challenge may have dominated the 20-teens, one TikTok prankster has found a less charitable way to bring this trend into the 2020s, dousing his underwear-clad body in milk at a Walmart checkout counter as a part of the ”Milk Challeng
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Woman Calls Out Plane Passenger Next to Her for Texting Two Different Women, He Goes to Social Media to Take Her Down
Cheaters getting called out is incredibly satisfying. What may be even more satisfying, however, is people calling out those who falsely accuse them of cheating.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Somebody Joined a Very Special Club’: Conspiracy Theorists Convinced German Chancellor Joined ‘Secret Fight Club’ After Flaunting Eye Patch, Scratched Face
At some point in the last week, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz fell while jogging in his hometown of Potsdam, sustaining several injuries in the process. Or is that just what they *want* us to believe?
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘How F---ed Is My Mate?’: Man Questioning How Screwed His Pal Is After Snorting Asbestos
If you’ve been on the internet for long enough, you’re probably familiar with the mesothelioma copypasta: “If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Cartel Grenade Guy Blows Up His Crew After He Forgets to Throw His Grenade
It’s gotta be stressful to be the grenade guy. While your job may be easy in theory — pull the pin, throw the thing, watch it go boom, etc. — the actual reality of being the explosives dude has to put you under a lot of pressure.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
New Jersey Man Arrested for Terrorizing His Neighbors By Using Drones to Drop Green Dye Into Their Pools
If you live in the Absecon, New Jersey area and have a pool, hey, good for you. Must be nice. But if you live in the Absecon, New Jersey area, have a pool, and have had it recently turn green, you might be the victim of one of the strangest crimes in rece
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Traffic Blocking A-Hole Gets Instant, Tackling Karma After Holding Up An Entire Road
One guy out on the streets of Melbourne Australia decided that the roads were his as he strolled down the middle of the road with a car trailing slowly behind him honking its horn in a plea for him to get out of the way.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Love Cream Cakes': Ryanair Boss Announces His Love For Cream Pies After Climate Protester Shoves One In His Face
Climate activists in Brussels pied Ryanair CEO, Michael O’Leary in the face. The Irish airline boss was conducting a one-man press conference against the EU air traffic control strikes.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Sir, You Hit My Car': Gary Busey Leads Woman On Highway Car Chase after Hit and Run
Actor Gary Busey continued his streak of drivers-seat L’s on Wednesday after allegedly hitting a woman’s car, backing out of a shopping center, and speeding away without leaving his insurance information.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Tabi Swiper: Dude Steals Tinder Date's Tabi Boots, Just So He Can Give Them To His Girlfriend
“This man is out here on Tinder and Hinge and he will steal from you,” she said of the Tabi thief, who messaged her on a dating app after running into her on the street.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Stampedes, Half-Built Stages and Angry EDM Bros': All The Disasters From This Weekend's Failed Electric Zoo Music Festival
Mere hours before major acts like Galantis, Excision, and every 2016 frat boy’s favorite duo, The Chainsmokers, were set to take the festival’s various stages on Friday, the event organizers decided to pull the plug on Day 1.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
