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'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers

Woody Harrelson Narrates Standoff Between Two Delivery Robots

The robots really are taking our jobs. While you could once expect a food delivery to come in the hands of an underpaid dude on a bicycle, a few cities have seen the arrival of “autonomous” robots that handle all the driving and delivering for them.

'He Held It Up Like Simba': Baby Filmed Crowd-Surfing at Flo Rida Concert

Parenting is hard and if a free concert of a late 2000s rapper comes to your city, should your bundle of joy miss out? Welcome to the world, my child. You’re gonna love “In the Ayer.”

Nobody Is Vibing Harder Than This Dude Riding a Recycling Bin Downhill

San Francisco: a city of innovation. Uber, DoorDash, Airbnb — countless tech giants call this city their home, and now, there’s a new technology set to take the city by storm thanks to “man riding recycling can.”

All the Best Memes and Clips From the First Republican Presidential Debate

Last night’s Republican Presidential Primary debate brought out all the right wing’s best and brightest candidates … for scowl-fueled mugshots come 2028.

16 Fools Who Shouldn’t Have Ever Been Let Near A Forklift

If you work in a warehouse or on a construction site, a consistent feature of your job likely includes lifting heavy things up and down.

'I Need to See You!': Drew Barrymore's Stalker Confronts Her At Live Event

One deranged Drew Barrymore apparently wanted even more Barrymore this week, crashing the actress’ live discussion with artist Reneé Rapp in an apparent ill-fated attempt at getting close with the star.

'This Indictment Is A Travesty': 'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Has Been Booked On Election Interference Charges

Great news for mobsters still bitter about Rudy Giuliani’s passion for prosecuting RICO cases — America’s Mayor has turned himself in after getting hit with several racketeering charges related to his alleged attempt at overthrowing the results of the 202

Antinatalists Are Livid Their Hero PewDiePie Had a Child

Last month, gaming Youtuber PewDiePie announced the birth of his son, Bjorn. Most people would say the birth of a baby is the most positive experience in one's life. However, not everyone shares these "universal" truths, and one community in particular, R

Man Gets Dumped After Saying He'd Consider Giving a BJ For $1,000,000

OP joked that his girlfriend should do it instead and she responded that she wouldn’t blow the new friend for million dollars.

Woman Plays the Ass In Billie Eilish Cover Song

It’s never too late to master an instrument even if said instrument is your body part.

Neighbors Call 911 On "Dead Man" Who Was Actually Just Having the Best Nap of His Life

TikTok user @cauliflowercarol noticed a man parked outside her apartment who “had a smashed car window and looked dead,” and when we say looked dead—he looked already six feet under.

'How You Get Slapped Into PRAYER': TBS' 'Power Slap' Gets Biblical

The world of combat sports is getting dicier and dicier every day. A clip from TBS’s controversial show, Power Slap: Road To The Title, has recently gone viral. The show which aired earlier this year features individuals competing in a slap fighting.

NBA Social Media Manager Goes Rogue on Facebook, Blasts Adam Silver and the NBA

From the outside, working as a social media manager for the NBA sounds like a dream gig. Watch basketball and post about it for a living? As @howsberger tweeted, “50k to find clips to post on social media? Run me that application.”

Guy Exposes Upstairs Neighbor’s Affair Because It’s Affecting His Sleep Schedule

What’s the furthest you would go to ensure a good night’s sleep? Earplugs and a sleep mask? White noise machine and humidifier? What about exposing your upstairs neighbor’s affair because their nighttime activities were keeping you awake?

Club Rat Dad Gets Sent a Message From His Baby Momma

It’s hard to get a person’s attention. Even harder when it’s your ex who you co-parent with.

Nothing Is Braver Than Laying on Your Horn Behind a Cop at a Traffic Light

The man below either has a death wish or a complete disregard for any sense of consequence. No matter which one it is, I must salute him.

Grindset Dude Bro Thinks He Invented Mornings, Afternoons In Viral Hustle Porn Rant

Until now, at least. On an episode of the Evan Carmichael Show featuring Ed Mylett, aka swagless Dave Bautista, Mylett explains how his own convoluted conception of time means that one day contains not one, not two, but three whole days.

'His Funeral Was Fun': Grandma Hilariously Rates Her Ex-Boyfriends

The internet's favorite nonagenarian, Grandma Lill is on TikTok answering important questions for the youth. How would she rate her ex-boyfriends?

Britney Spears Is Actually A Sword Guy

Britney Spears: International pop star, queen of spinning in circles and certified knife guy?

'How Is This Not the Biggest News for Humankind?': UFO Truthers Struggling to Return to Normal Life After Alien Hearing

Back in 2021, 60 Minutes aired a piece claiming that UFOs were “regularly spotted in restricted U.S. airspace.”

'Sex in 4 Minutes': Gamers Are Speedrunning 'Baldur’s Gate 3,' Not for Completion, but to See Who Can Get Laid the Fastest

High-level speedruns are spectacular demonstrations of gaming skill, practice and preparation, with titles like Minecraft, Halo and Mario captivating the speedrunning community for decades.

G League Coach Finally Goes with a Name That Isn't a Racial Slur

The world of sports has a new nepo baby standing courtside and it’s famed basketball coach Steve Kerr’s son, who has been promoted to head coach of the G League’s Santa Cruz Warriors.

Gamers Everywhere Can't Get the Smell of Ass Out of Their Gaming Chairs

The gaming chair is a critical part of any avid gamer’s experience.