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A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce
Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine
Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks
This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dunkin’ Donuts’ “Spiked Coffee” Is Going to Turn Boston Into 'Mad Max'
If you live in Boston, you might as well start boarding up your windows now. Why? Because Dunkin’ Donuts has announced that they will be releasing a series of spiked coffees and teas, a move that will surely turn the Massachusetts capital into the Purge.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
What Happens When You Lift-Kit the Cheapest Truck in the World?
Like many great minds before them, the team at Donut Media have set out to answer an incredibly important question; one that has grave implications for humanity as we know it. Or maybe it’s not quite that important, but it is one that makes for an enterta
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Influencers Are Taking Bee Pollen to Try and Grow Their Breasts
In the most recent installment of “Bizarre DIY Beauty Treatments with Little Basis in Scientific Fact,” some influencers are claiming that ingesting bee pollen can help increase breast growth, giving a whole new meaning to “bee stings.”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘You’re the Coolest Dog I’ve Ever Known’: Dog Befriends Burglar During Bike Robbery
In a heartwarming moment that’s surely already well on its way to being turned into an adorable Disney movie starring James Marsden, a bike thief in California was caught on camera befriending the dog of the family whose home he was stealing from.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
MAGA-Twitter Is Convinced Justin Trudeau Had An Affair With French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron
“Rumors Are Circulating That Justin Trudeau (The Dictator of Canada) and Emmanuel Macron (The Dictator of France) Had an Affair Together,” notable right-wing Twitter nuisance @MattWallace888 captioned a collage of the world leaders.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Angry Bride Asks for A Refund After Photog Sleeps With Her Ex-Fiance
Your wedding is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life. Still, there are many things that can ruin your perfect day — for example, your new husband sleeping with your wedding photographer.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'One Girl One Bucket': Woman Covers Herself In Sewage In Honor of the Dave Matthews Band Toilet Incident
On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band went where no other rock group had before, dousing an entire Chicago architecture tour boat 800 pounds of pure sewage from their tour bus.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'There Are Things In This World That Aren't Real!': Airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas Doubled Down On Claims Passengers Weren't Real In Deleted Tweets
Though Tiffany Gomas may have only recently been identified as the mysterious Karen behind last month’s mega-viral “that motherfucker back there is not real” rant, she doubled down on her claims of shapeshifting fliers shortly after her rise to online inf
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
A Folding Chair Has Become the Star of the 'Montgomery Melee'
During the chaos of the Montgomery Melee, the viral waterfront battle that resulted in four arrest warrants, the discovery of competitive swimming’s latest protégé and several important lessons about messing with the elderly, one man found a secret weapon
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
