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French Statue Eroding After Being Molested By Thousands of People a Year – But It Does Have a Nice Bulge
Humans have strange relationships with statues. There’s the statue of Juliet in Verona, which was removed and placed in a museum in 2014 after showing signs of damage thanks to tourists rubbing the statue’s breasts for luck in love.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dillon Danis Attempts to Troll Logan Paul by Sharing Photos of His Fiancé with a Myriad of Other Men
Though YouTuber and dead body expert Logan Paul isn’t set to face off against MMA fighter Dillon Danis until October 14, the athlete is already attempting to get into his competitor’s head, sharing several photos of his fiancee, model Nina Agdal with a my
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve
The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Watch Two Poker Players Get Banned for the Most Unhinged Trash Talk
Poker is a game of subtly. If you have a good hand, you don’t want others to know. And if you have a great hand, it’s in your best interest to shut the hell up and wait until you score your massive payout.
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The Neighbors Who Communicate Through Knocks and Farts
Relationships with our neighbors are more complicated than they seem on shows like Friends — in this disconnected age, many of us, especially those living in cities, don’t know our neighbors very well, if at all.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'She Blow That Dick Like A Cello': Lil Yachty Admits to Learning Cellos Aren’t Wind Instruments in Viral Song Annotation
Occasionally, however, musicians find themselves plagued by their own mistakes, as rapper Lil Yachty found out with his 2017 track “Peek a Boo.” The song contains the lines, “My new bitch yellow / She blow that dick like a cello,” which confused so many l
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars
As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You’re Crazy, I Love It': Girlfriend Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Surprise Reel After Their Entire Europe Vacation
Chances are your social media feeds are currently being dominated by people on epic “Euro Summer” vacations, or perhaps you’re even on one yourself.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Protect Your Coins Ladies!’: Serial Dine and Dash Doctor Gets Street Justice For Being a ‘Broke Scammer’
In a stunning throwback to pre-internet times, and in what is perhaps a Sex and the City reference, a New York woman has put flyers up around the city warning other women away from a man she went on a date with.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Grandpa Accidentally Posts Sloppy Toppy Vid On Facebook, Blocks Everyone After He Can’t Delete It
Social media has been a thing now for around 25 years. In that time, countless people have undoubtedly accidentally posted things that were not meant to see the light of day.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘$3,000 on Chili’s?’: Man Proudly Shares That He Spent $25K On DoorDash In a Single Year
The amount I spend on delivery food is like my phone’s “screen time” notification: I do not, under any circumstances, want to know. So long as the card keeps working, we’re all good here — no need for further information.
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'It’s All Real!': British Teen Shocked That Americans Really Have Cheerleaders and Marching Band
Movies and TV don’t capture the American high school experience exactly, yet, one British teen spent the day at an American high school and was amazed that football games (the other football) and cheerleaders do actually exist.
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Women and Children Are Cracking Eggs on Their Bald Loved One's Heads
Many women want their men to help out in the kitchen more often, and for them to use their heads when they do. Unfortunately, the help isn’t always up to par, and phrases like “weaponized incompetence” get slung around at a moment’s notice.
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'This man has been ROBBED': Reverse-Aging Entrepreneur Looked Better Before $2 Million Routine, Old Photos Prove
Long before Bryan Johnson began dropping $2 million a year on 61 daily supplements, snapping 33,537 photos of his bowels, and injecting his teenage son’s blood in the hopes of reverse aging back to 18, he was actually somewhat normal … and dare we say kin
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘I’ve Been Licking Your Man’s Butthole for Weeks on End’: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Star Admits to Eating a Married Man’s Ass in Viral Cheating Confession
What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Woman Wonders Whether Wildlife Volunteer Husband Gave Her Chlamydia after Working with Koalas
Catching your partner cheating is never a good time. It’s even worse if you contract an STD because of it. But what if they didn’t cheat? What if they were a wildlife volunteer helping Koalas?
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'We Lost a Compatriot': Conspiracy Redditors Mourn Loss of 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Behind Dale Gribble
As the world continues to mourn the death of Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor famed for bringing the chain-smoking, conspiracy-toting Dale Gribble to life on 'King of the Hill,' one group of fans has found themself particularly heartbroken over the star’
By Carly Tennes
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Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam
This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.
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Venture Capital Bro Criticizes the New UPS Driver Salary, Gets Roasted For Thinking They Only Move 5-10 Packages an Hour
While unions across the United States are flexing their striking muscles, from actors and writers to Yellow Corp truck drivers, the UPS Teamsters union just secured a massive victory for its drivers.
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