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Before and After Photos of the Montgomery Melee Boaters Is the Ultimate ‘How It Started’ vs ‘How It’s Going'
Beyond cementing themselves as Twitter’s villains du jour, the boaters who started the viral Montgomery Melee boat fight have emerged as the latest embodiment of the “How It Started vs. How It's Going” meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'They Had a Time That Night': The Wild Christmas Party That Led to Three Different Pregnancies
Every Virgo has had the unfortunate realization about being conceived during Christmas time. Well, three babies will grow up to find out they were all conceived on the same Christmas game night.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Retire! Retire! Retire!': Hecklers Implore 81-Year-Old Mitch McConnell To GTFO the Senate and Into Boca Raton
As calls mount for curmudgeonly Republican Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell to go to Hell, there’s another place several voters think he should stop first: A retirement home.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Peeved Lufthansa Pilot Draws Giant Dick After Being Forced To Re-Route
That’s the question one peeved Lufthansa pilot apparently asked themself last month after opting to express their sky-rage over a rerouted flight in the form of drawing a massive penis with their aircraft.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Teen Vomits Three Times After Getting the Chance to Perform With His Favorite Rapper
No matter how fast some rappers spit, their most ardent supporters will memorize every word, screaming bars at the top of their lungs at concerts — or, honestly, anywhere they get the opportunity to do so.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Courageous Men Choosing to Let Go’: 30 Men Release Their Trauma By Screaming at a Waterfall
Picture your dream vacation. Now let me guess what you’re thinking — you’re standing under a waterfall surrounded by 29 bros (half-naked, obviously). You’re all screaming, letting out your inner trauma in unison as you stare into the whirling chaos of the
Featured 2 years ago in Funny


Those Rat Bastards Made Splinter Gay, Or Did They? – Community Notes Comes For Unsubstantiated Claims On Master Splinters Sexual Orientation
The proof? Well, this all comes according to Keemstar, a man known for his great ideas. In a Tweet posted August 2nd, Killer Keem wrote, “They made Splinter GAY in new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s [sic]. Why?”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Fancy Table Service Falls Apart When Waiter’s Shirt Catches on Fire
Lately, it feels like more and more restaurants are going out of their way to go viral online, à la Salt Bae, whether it’s by serving food in a theatrical manner or designing dishes to appeal to the Instagram algorithm.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman Takes Her Husband’s Last Name — Only Now She’s Named After a Famous Porn Star
Redditor SuddenlyZoonoses is one of those lucky people. However, she has a problem. According to a recent post on the TIFU subreddit, she took her husband’s last name — and now shares a name with a famous porn star.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Does Having a Bulge Actually Mean You Have a Small Penis?
If a man has a noticeable bulge, does that actually mean he has a small penis?
By cathybara
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‘Where Is She?’: Twitter Demands To Know Where the Blonde From ‘Planet of the Bass’ Went
The rhythm may be glad, but “Planet of the Bass” fans have found a new reason to be sad — Ms. Biljana Electronica’s notable absence from the latest version of Kyle Gordon’s ‘90s Europop-inspired hit.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny