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Someone Sent Goatse to a Gift-Card Scammer, Turns Out it was a Workplace Security Test

If you own a cell phone in the United States, you’re probably used to receiving a flood of scam phone calls and text messages on a near-daily basis.

Grindset Bros Roasted For Dude Only Yacht Party

The peak of grindset culture? Having no bitches, according to one teen entrepreneur’s yacht party snaps.

‘Alive Water’ Is the Newest Rich Hippie Grift

I don’t mean to alarm you, but influencers are being weird about water again.

Airport Karen Peeves Fellow Passengers By Refusing To Move Until The Line Is All The Way Forward

She may be on the move, but she sure ain’t moving.

Men Are Physically Incapable of Completing This TikTok Body Test

Going through male puberty is hard enough.

This Meme Is the Cure to Male Loneliness

Thanks to the New York Times, a new meme has emerged, and it involves a search for the cure to male loneliness.

The Song of the Summer Is ‘Please Don’t Raise My Rent’

Just kidding, it’s actually weirdly sexy given the subject matter, but sex does sell.

Willy Wonka-Ass Orthodontist Takes His Entrances A Bit Too Seriously

In efforts to calm down scared children of the dentist, they’ve started adding insane production value. One dentist has turned his office into a regional theatre production of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Fantastical entrance and all.

A Comprehensive List of Everything That Could Take Out Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein

What do a 10 mg THC gummy, a taste of McDonald’s Sprite, and a nice, summer breeze all have in common?

Vegans Are Celebrating the Rise of A New Tick-Borne Meat Allergy

One small step for ticks, one giant leap for smug vegans.

'I Hope The Shark Is OK': Influencer Gets No Sympathy After Two Sharks Attack His Friend's Boat

One bull shark recently took the term “eat the rich” to spectacular new heights, attacking an influencer’s boat off of Florida’s Atlantic coast.

‘I Can’t Get Over the Fact That It’s Clearly Been Dry-Cleaned’: Man Makes One of the Wildest Flea-Market Finds You’ll Ever See

Don’t let the giant Pink Panther doll fool you. One Massachusetts flea-market vendor is playing to all sorts of crowds and niches.

Clueless Husband’s Behavior During Labor Has Everyone Begging for Their Divorce

Apparently You Can Buy Tickets to See Nine-Year-Olds Fight in West Virginia

With the popularity of boxing at a recent high and an increasing number of celebrities heading into the ring, one promoter is putting on an event that could change the boxing world forever.

‘The Theory of Servativity’: Einstein Is Finally Being Celebrated For Serving Looks

Thanks to Tom Conti’s appearance in Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer as celebrated theoretical physicist Albert Einstein, good ol’ Al is having something of a resurgence in popular culture.

'We NEED to See Them': People Are Desperate to Examine Alien Genitals

Despite former United States Air Force veteran David Grusch proclaiming under oath to the House Oversight Committee that the military is in possession of crashed alien crafts, complete with non-human “biologics,” there has yet to be any concrete proof pre

Mitch McConnell Has Become the Face of Being Geeked In Public

Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze during his weekly news conference on Capital Hill. The 81-year-old Kentucky Republican was escorted away after he stood silently at the podium for over 30 seconds before his colleagues intervened.

Climate Protestors In Orca Costumes Heckle the Richest and Most Private Golf Club in the Country

Golf has a reputation for being a rigid, stuck-up sport for rich people who don’t take kindly to breaching its lengthy list of unwritten rules.

One Man Is on a Quest to Turn His Toddler into the Ultimate Gamer

Parenting the next generation is a lot of work.

Meet 'The Squidward,' The Hair-Raising New Women's Haircut

Looking for the perfect haircut to impress your pal living in a pineapple under the sea?

15 TikTok Work Memes To Remind You That Work Sucks

Like blink-182 once ingeniously pointed out in their song “All the Small Things,” “Work sucks, I know.”

To Celebrate the Anniversary of the Moon Landing, Buzz Aldrin Put on Three Rings, Wore Three Watches and Ate Enough Breakfast for Three

Thursday was the 54th anniversary of the famous Apollo 11 launch. To celebrate, Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, posted the hardest photo possible on Twitter.

TikTok Kid Raps Nicki Minaj to Lyndon B. Johnson’s Grave

Ever feel bad that deceased Presidents of the United States don’t get to experience the rich modern culture they helped create?

You Can’t Park Here: Drunken Ship Captain Steers His Boat into a House

Over the weekend, one boater navigating the high seas near Missouri’s Lake of the Ozarks appears to have forgotten the foremost rule of water sports: Your vessel belongs in the water, and not inside nearby homes.

‘We Just Wanted An Edit Button’: 15 Hilarious Reactions to Twitter’s X Rebrand

Elon Musk is obsessed with his X — and we’re not just talking about Grimes.