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Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine
Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Not Even Gun Nuts Support a Five-Year-old Dual-Wielding Pistols
Kids these days seem to be growing up faster than ever before. While kids of yore may have played with soccer balls and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (for the outdoor and indoor kids, respectively), the youth of today have apparently thrown those toys aside in favor of
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
False Profit: Kris Jenner May Be Orchestrating Church Money Laundering Scheme, Finance Expert Claims
They say that the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. But could she have somehow found the time amongst managing her children’s careers to somehow establish a church-based money-laundering scheme? One TikToker certainly seems to think so.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks
This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Looks Like A Facehugger, Bro': Horror Fans Terrified after 20-Armed Sea Creature Discovered In the Arctic
The Xenomorph from the Alien series is alive, well, and apparently, traversing the depths of the Southern Ocean, according to a handful of social media horror fans.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Dunkin’ Donuts’ “Spiked Coffee” Is Going to Turn Boston Into 'Mad Max'
If you live in Boston, you might as well start boarding up your windows now. Why? Because Dunkin’ Donuts has announced that they will be releasing a series of spiked coffees and teas, a move that will surely turn the Massachusetts capital into the Purge.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Stop Thinking About Yourself and Stay the Hell Home!': Hawaiian Influencer Begs Tourists To Cancel Their Trips As Maui Wildfires Continue To Burn
As wildfires continue to ravage the Island of Maui, an inferno that has killed 36 and destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses, Hawaiian TikToker @sweet.t.808 has one message for summer travelers still looking to enjoy a getaway to the tropical
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'Get Your A** Out of My Country': Karen Screams at Pedestrians after Nearly Bulldozing Them With Her Car
One Karen decided to make her poor driving skills everyone’s problem during a recent trip to an Albuquerque, New Mexico mall, launching into a racist tirade after nearly bulldozing a Latino couple.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
