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'What is Going On?': Truck Carrying Nitric Acid Overturns and Leaks Poisonous Gas

Authorities are urging Tucson residents to shelter in place, after a truck carrying nitric acid crashed off of I-10 and began leaking the toxic gas.

You’re Given $1K Everyday, but You Must Poop in a Public Bathroom for Life

It's pretty simple. You get $1,000 everyday, the rub is that you have to poop in a public restroom for the rest of time.

‘It’s a Language You Have to Be Brought up In’: People Are Trying and Failing to Imitate ‘Old Money'

The internet is obsessed with imitating old money, except they don't get it. None of us do.

People Are Debating Whether Sex Scenes Belong in Movies and TV

Twitter has been debating the necessity of sex scenes in movies and TV.

This Guy Is the Only Source You Need to Read About the Allegedly Imminent Alien Invasion

This past weekend, the United States shot down three foreign flying objects over Alaska, Canada, and Michigan. Here is everything we do know about this new wave of unidentified arial phenomena.

Give Your Beloved a Fishing License This Valentine's Day

Great news for people who have yet to get their significant other something special for Valentine’s Day because the Oklahoma Department of Conservation has a perfect gift idea for you, a fishing license.

Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge

On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.

Tubi's Super Bowl Ad Caused Mass Panic Among Viewers Who Thought They Sat On Their Remote

Move over, Super Bowl LVII — it seems another championship took place on Sunday: The ultimate remote control smackdown.

Femcel Thinks All Men Are Secretly Gay

As one commenter put it, “y’all be reaching for the stars and it’s truly a talent.”

Come for Michael Keaton. Suffer Through Ezra Miller

Prominently featuring clips of Keaton’s iconic character amid cuts of notable menace Miller, the trailer banked it all on Batman, a method that as Jared Leto could probably tell you, does not work.

All the Best Memes From Super Bowl 57

Super Bowl LVII has come and gone, bringing with it a dramatic 38-35 Chiefs victory over the Eagles... and lots of memes.

Here Are All the Reasons Why People Really, Really Love Boobs

Last spring, one user may have pushed the r/NoStupidQuestions moniker to its existential limits, questioning why ”boob enjoyers” like tits so goddamn much.

Elon Wears His Sunday Best to the Super Bowl — a Doge T-Shirt

Elon Musk - who recently fired an employee for sharing that his Twitter presence has fallen off - was spotted hanging out with Rupert Murdoch at Super Bowl 57 in what appears to be a Doge t-shirt.

Rihanna Announces She's Pregnant During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

Rihanna announced her pregnancy during her halftime performance at the 57th Super Bowl.

What Was Your 'It Can't Be That Easy - It Was That Easy' Life Lesson

Last week, Redditor u/UnoAboveAll took to the platform with a question for the patrons of r/askreddit “What was your ‘it can’t be that easy / it was that easy’ moment in your life?”

Here Are All the People Expecting an Alien Invasion During the Super Bowl

Early today the Pentagon confirmed they shot down a fourth UFO, this time over Lake Huron, which was the size of a "small car" and a "safety flight hazard."

False Truths People Somehow Still Believe

As evident through our constant use of the phrase “contrary to popular misconception,” it seems there are plenty of fictional beliefs out in the ether, a sentiment it seems Redditors know all too well.

Home Bakers are Trying to One Up Each Other With the Worst ‘Drake Cake’ Possible

Since last summer, amateur cake decorators have flocked to the platform, uploading their attempts at making (often intentionally terrible) edible recreations of the album cover.

The Real Meaning of "F**k B**ches, Get Money"

"I'm not sure if I'm supposed to forsake the pursuit of the fairer sex in order to get rich, or if I'm supposed to somehow succeed on two fronts at once?"

The 'Girl's Girl' is The Newest TikTok Classification For Women

Embodied by figures like Mia Khalifa, Emily Ratajkowski and the queen of BimboTok herself, Chrissy Chlapecka, the girl’s girl is the stranger in the bar bathroom who tells you how hot and smart and pretty you are.

Here Are All the Male Celebs Who Have Died of Twink Death, the New Term for Aging

Twink death: It’s not that existential … or maybe it is?

Man Ignores MRI Machine Warnings and Gets Killed by His Own "Hidden" Gun

'Top Chef' Host Padma Lakshmi Reacts to Goatse Fruit Bowl

Move over, Penn State men’s basketball — Padma Lakshmi has become the latest public figure to begin a new era on Twitter, discovering the very wide world of goatse.

Women On TikTok Are Using ‘Pink Canoe’ and ‘Brown Kayak’ to Give Advice about Sex and Health

Move over “unalive,” “seggs,” and the nearly Julia Fox-canceling “mascara,” it seems TikTok algospeak has taken a turn for the horny, with several users starting a unique discourse on watersports.