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Gypsy Rose Blanchard Hits Burger King After Prison Release

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Hits Burger King After Prison Release

It’s the day true crime girlies and the gays of Twitter have been waiting for — after eight years behind bars, Gypsy Rose Blanchard has finally been released from prison.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Old Timey Footage Shows Man Boxing Lion Who Dare Interrupt His Sunbathing

Old Timey Footage Shows Man Boxing Lion Who Dare Interrupt His Sunbathing

Sports used to be much more interesting.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Pop-Tarts Mascot Was Sacrificed and Eaten on Live TV

A Pop-Tarts Mascot Was Sacrificed and Eaten on Live TV

In times like these, the country needs a hero. Thankfully, it’s recently found one in the form of a human-sized sugar snack.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Sephora Moisturizer Is Allegedly Attracting Hordes of Wolf Spiders

This Sephora Moisturizer Is Allegedly Attracting Hordes of Wolf Spiders

But unfortunately, according to one review that’s now gone viral, it may later completely ruin that boosted mood by attracting wolf spiders.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Newest Holiday Tradition is Smashing Gingerbread Houses With Your Head

The Newest Holiday Tradition is Smashing Gingerbread Houses With Your Head

It’s the most wonderful time of the year … to smash your head through a once painstakingly decorated gingerbread house.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Men Freakout On American Airlines For Separating Them From Their ‘Girls’ (Dogs)

Men Freakout On American Airlines For Separating Them From Their ‘Girls’ (Dogs)

In general, my rule is that everyone who is mad at an airline is probably correct.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Another Chess Champion Has Been Accused of Using Anal Beads

Another Chess Champion Has Been Accused of Using Anal Beads

Remember last year when there were rumors going around that a chess champion had been using anal beads to cheat?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'Could You Guys Be Quiet For a Minute': Dude Hires Troupe of Carolers to Follow His Mom Around All Day

'Could You Guys Be Quiet For a Minute': Dude Hires Troupe of Carolers to Follow His Mom Around All Day

“Do you guys wanna stay for dinner?” she said with a laugh after they finished performing a version of “Deck the Halls.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Stew-Bound Crab Enjoys Last Snack Before Becoming Dinner

Stew-Bound Crab Enjoys Last Snack Before Becoming Dinner

Crabs — they’re just like us. And by just like us, I mean they too, are crabby, snappy, and most notably, hungry.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Russia’s New All-Russian Car Looks, Uh, Weird

Russia’s New All-Russian Car Looks, Uh, Weird

It’s not a great time to be Russian.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It’s a Busy Day’: Guy Hacks Into Hectic Chick-fil-A Walkie-Talkie System

‘It’s a Busy Day’: Guy Hacks Into Hectic Chick-fil-A Walkie-Talkie System

If you’ve ever worked in a food service job, you’re probably familiar with just how chaotic these roles can be.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

You Must Shred to Get A Beer From This Vending Machine

You Must Shred to Get A Beer From This Vending Machine

Do you have what it takes to get a beer from this vending machine?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Man Discovers Single Huge Funyun in His Bag of Funyuns

Man Discovers Single Huge Funyun in His Bag of Funyuns

Chip companies have gotten bold with how few chips they give us in bags these days.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'If He Wanted to He Would': Horny Bald Eagles Perform 'Daredevil Cartwheel' to Make It Clear Just How Much They Wanna Bone

'If He Wanted to He Would': Horny Bald Eagles Perform 'Daredevil Cartwheel' to Make It Clear Just How Much They Wanna Bone

If you’re still impressed by a man buying you flowers or opening the door for you, your standards are officially lower than that of a bald eagle.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Woman Fired After Promising She’d Behave at the Company Holiday Party

Woman Fired After Promising She’d Behave at the Company Holiday Party

Bad news for anxious happy hour hounds — it is possible to get fired for going too hard at your company Christmas party, a lesson one party animal recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Surprise Dinners' Might Be the Key to Figuring Out What Your Wife Wants to Eat

'Surprise Dinners' Might Be the Key to Figuring Out What Your Wife Wants to Eat

Is your wife hungry? Try this.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘The Slow and The Sensitive’: Friend Group Attempts ‘Fast and Furious’ Style Roll Out

‘The Slow and The Sensitive’: Friend Group Attempts ‘Fast and Furious’ Style Roll Out

Everything looks cooler and easier in the movies.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Expensive Meats and a Dyson Vacuum’: 7th Grade Students Sound Off On the Perfect Gift for 30-Year-Olds

‘Expensive Meats and a Dyson Vacuum’: 7th Grade Students Sound Off On the Perfect Gift for 30-Year-Olds

Move over, whiskey stones, overpriced candles and fuzzy socks you’ll wear exactly one (1) time — a new millennial holiday gift idea just dropped, one featuring wine, hip implants, and a divorce attorney.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Kurt Angle Becomes Meme, Doesn’t Like It

Kurt Angle Becomes Meme, Doesn’t Like It

Back in August, Kurt Angle posted his first TikTok. The video was brief, essentially just introducing viewers to his TikTok page and encouraging them to follow it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Ladies, If You Want a Man to Wife You Up, Become an Elementary School Teacher

Ladies, If You Want a Man to Wife You Up, Become an Elementary School Teacher

Have you ever noticed how many young elementary school teachers are already married?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Feels

Steven Seagal Played Tug-of-War With a Liger

Steven Seagal Played Tug-of-War With a Liger

According to the Mirror, the incident in question took place at the Fame Park private zoo in Dubai, because *of course* this happened in Dubai.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Ultramarathoner Ran a 32-Mile Marathon in Their 0.07 Mile Cul-De-Sac

This Ultramarathoner Ran a 32-Mile Marathon in Their 0.07 Mile Cul-De-Sac

Ultramarathon runners are a different breed.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘You Don’t Know How To Fish’: Grandma Karen Berates Dude Going Fishing

‘You Don’t Know How To Fish’: Grandma Karen Berates Dude Going Fishing

If at first you don’t succeed in thwarting wannabe fishermen, try try again … by dunking on their outfit.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Burnt Red Skies and Lava Fountains: All the Craziest Images and Reactions to Iceland's Volcanic Eruption

Burnt Red Skies and Lava Fountains: All the Craziest Images and Reactions to Iceland's Volcanic Eruption

After weeks of seismic teasing and evacuations, a volcano in Iceland has finally erupted, coating the entire Reykjanes Peninsula in ash and magma.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘Star Wars’ Fans Are Celebrating the Twink Who Got Blown Out In the Senate Hearing Room

‘Star Wars’ Fans Are Celebrating the Twink Who Got Blown Out In the Senate Hearing Room

In case you missed it, a video came out of two dudes banging in a Senate hearing room right where Amy Klobuchar sits.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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