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‘You Guys Looking For Work?: Man Hires Three Day Laborers For 'Heavy Lifting Job' – Takes Them to Disneyland Instead
Upon arriving at the park, the trio was all smiles, hurdling down the drop at Splash Mountain, twirling around in the teacups and even enjoying a parade on Main Street U.S.A.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Feels
Dude Becomes Internet Hero After Refusing to Answer Dumb Question Pitting Gay Rights and Economic Stability Against Each Other
Walk around a college campus and you’re bound to find someone with a TikTok page and a microphone ready to ask you one of the dumbest questions you’ve ever heard.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Show 'Em Who's the Coolest Monkey in the Jungle': Woman Ambushed By Herd of Baboons While Enjoying a Walk
Though Thursday’s Monkey Day holiday may encourage us homo sapiens to celebrate our primate cousins, it appears hanging with apes can be quite bananas.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Twitch Allows 'Artistic Nudity' – Everything Immediately Goes Off the Rails
What is art? Is it a painting? A sculpture? Is it a simple banana, recontextualized into an artistic environment with a single piece of duct tape? Or is it live-streaming hole to millions of followers live on the internet?
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'The American Empire Marches On': Parisians Can’t Get Enough Krispy Kreme Donuts
Move over, elaborate Croquembouche, flaky, buttery croissants, and mille feuille, perfected by generations of Parisian bakers, another pastry has taken France by storm — the hot glazed Krispy Kreme donut.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘Become Imperceptible’: Wearing an Extra Finger Might Be A Criminal’s Get Out of Jail Free Card
I don’t know much about career criminals, but I have to assume they’re on the cutting edge of technology when it comes to ways to avoid getting caught by the fuzz.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
