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Karen Sentenced to 60 Days As A Fast Food Worker After Throwing Chipotle Tantrum
Months after hurling her Chipotle bowl at an unwitting cashier, one angry Ohioan discovered that you shouldn’t throw the lime if you can’t do the time, landing a 60-day sentence as a fast food employee.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I’m So Frickin Sweaty’: Woman Decides to Take Shower in Club Bathroom
In another classic case of an influencer from L.A. suffering from Main Character Syndrome, a woman has shared a video of her “taking a shower” in a nightclub bathroom, keeping the stall occupied as a line formed outside the door.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Chinese Smart Toilet Explodes While Man Is Dropping a Deuce
Every device is “smart” these days.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Adult Girlfriends Document Themselves Waking Up in Their Partners’ Childhood Beds
The song is now trending again thanks to a number of videos of women recording themselves in their boyfriends’ childhood bedrooms, which are more Mojo Dojo Casa House than Barbie’s Dream House.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
'Self-Defense Lesson': Woman Escapes Headlock By Lighting Man's Elbow On Fire
In her now-viral clip, the woman argued that despite being a relatively small female, she could absolutely wrangle her way out of a headlock, no matter who the perpetrator may be.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Gossip Knows No Language': Spanish-Speaking Mom and English-Speaking Boyfriend Bridge Language Barrier By Dunking On Girlfriend's Barely-There Dress
Move over, Rosetta Stone — there’s a new, less malodorous way to connect people of all tongues, creeds, and nationalities: Admonishing your girlfriend’s sexy outfits.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Man Rushes Stage and Busts an Irish Jig Before Being Taken Away By Security
Irish dancing is having a moment on TikTok right now.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
