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'Know Your Place, Puny Humans': Angry Elephant Charges Safari Group, Forces Them to BTFO
No matter how annoyed you may be at the ultra-wealthy d-bags bragging about their high-end safari trips, there will always be someone more annoyed than you — namely the animals that have to deal with them.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Stanley Should Start Making Cars': Woman's Tumbler Cup Somehow Survives Car Fire
Though one woman may have lost her car to a recent fire, her steering wheel, seats, and even dashboard reduced to ash and charred plastic, her Stanley tumbler — a.k.a. The pimp cup of the Pumpkin Spice crowd — somehow managed to emerge with only a few scr
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Vodka and McDonald’s Are the Secrets to Looking Young, Says 75-Year-Old Fashion Designer Who Looks 30 Years Younger
Vera Wang, the fashion designer known for her stunning wedding gowns, recently made headlines after allegedly crediting a steady diet of vodka and McDonald’s for her “youthful glow.”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘Heavy Flow! Down Below!’: Boyfriend Turns Girlfriend’s Period Into A Heavy Metal Banger
Look, let’s be honest: Nobody who gets periods enjoys them.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Fairy Cent’: 50 Cent Transforms Into Rap's Fairy Godmother After Strange Concert Entrance
Though rapper 50 Cent may have gone for “badass” while descending from the ceiling of Dublin, Ireland’s 3 Arena before a giant screen of flames, his grand entrance read a whole lot more “ethereal fairy princess” than “hip hop legend,” earning him the titl
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
