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One Year of Dating App Stats Prove the New York Public Library Is the Best Place to Meet Singles
Data (and book) nerds, this one’s for you. Over at r/dataisbeautiful, one young New York City resident has shared his data after seven months of using online dating apps, and the results may surprise you: He’s had the most luck within the New York Public
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Nicki Minaj's 'Call of Duty' Skin Just Dropped
The Harajuku Barbie is here the shoot down the ops! Nicki Minaj is now a playable character in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and Warzone 2.0. She is the first female celebrity to have an operator in the game. For the low price of 2400 Call of Duty points
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Few Fair Attractions Are More Fun than the Monkeys That Race on the Backs of Dogs
Imagine this; you’re at the county fair and you doing the regular fair activities, petting small horses, eating fried food and maybe you might even indulge with a caricature drawing. But then you hear a man announce what will quickly consume your entire a
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Nobody Is Vibing Harder Than This Dude Riding a Recycling Bin Downhill
San Francisco: a city of innovation. Uber, DoorDash, Airbnb — countless tech giants call this city their home, and now, there’s a new technology set to take the city by storm thanks to “man riding recycling can.”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Daddy Better Get a Paternity Test’: Skeptics Convinced Spotless Baby Giraffe Result of Steamy Zoo Cheating Scandal
As the zoological world celebrates the recent birth of a rare, spotless giraffe at Brights Zoo in Limestone, Tennessee, several skeptics are convinced the newborn mammal’s lack of spots isn’t merely a coincidence.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
The Restaurant That Will Serve You Infinite Desserts
If you’re going to spend almost $200 on dinner, you want it to truly blow your mind, right?
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Guy Exposes Upstairs Neighbor’s Affair Because It’s Affecting His Sleep Schedule
What’s the furthest you would go to ensure a good night’s sleep? Earplugs and a sleep mask? White noise machine and humidifier? What about exposing your upstairs neighbor’s affair because their nighttime activities were keeping you awake?
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Sex in 4 Minutes': Gamers Are Speedrunning 'Baldur’s Gate 3,' Not for Completion, but to See Who Can Get Laid the Fastest
High-level speedruns are spectacular demonstrations of gaming skill, practice and preparation, with titles like Minecraft, Halo and Mario captivating the speedrunning community for decades.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Newly-Single Former Finnish PM Enjoys Hot Girl Summer, Posting Festival Thirst Trap
Though Finland's former Prime Minister Sanna Marin may have only recently announced that she and her husband Markus Raikkonen were filing for divorce after 19 years together, the ex-lawmaker is already embracing a hot girl summer.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
'Ms. Biljana Electronica is back!': Fans Celebrate the Hot Blonde from 'Planet of the Bass'' Triumphant Return
Days after Ms. Biljana Electronica’s conspicuous disappearance from Kyle Gordon’s various “Planet of the Bass” music videos sent Twitter into a tizzy, our favorite blonde Europop icon is back — and more delightfully nonsensical than ever.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
This Chipotle Hack Will Net You Four Meals for $9
Listen up, broke college students: This TikToker’s Chipotle hack may just change your life.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
What Happens When You Lift-Kit the Cheapest Truck in the World?
Like many great minds before them, the team at Donut Media have set out to answer an incredibly important question; one that has grave implications for humanity as we know it. Or maybe it’s not quite that important, but it is one that makes for an enterta
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Bathtubs Full of Benjamins and Toilets Worth More than Your Rent: Some of Lil Tay’s Most Iconic Flexes
Lil Tay, the social media child star who captivated the internet as “the youngest flexer of the century” has died at age 14, according to a statement from her family.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Feels
People Are Convinced the James Webb Question Mark Photo Proves We Live in a Simulation
Though the cosmic question mark recently captured by the James Webb Space Telescope may have bewildered the scientific community, the symbol’s meaning is loud and clear to the conspiracy theorists of Reddit, proving we’re all actually living in a simulati
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
