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Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Ice Spice Nearly Sets Her Fart On Fire While Twerking Onstage

Ice Spice nearly melted this past weekend, landing one tiny fart away from disaster after accidentally twerking too close to the pyrotechnic effects at a recent concert.

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Horny Elk Are Losing Their Damn Minds This Mating Season

You thought teenagers were bad? Say hello to horny elks.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Two Can Play This Game': Oakland Smash-and-Grab Crew Chased Away By Bystanders With Batons

In a rare display of people being fed up with the constant smash-and-grab robberies plaguing the Bay Area, a group of two bystanders prevented a robbery in Oakland after smashing a group of thieves' windows with batons as they tried to steal from a man.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'Bulge Check Challenge': Dudes Put Their Manhood On the Line In Weight Rolling Dong–Measuring Contest

While there was a male equivalent, dudes were largely left out of this story. But what about us men? Is there a barbell challenge for us?

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Walk of Shame Fashion' Show is the First Ever Relevant Runway Show

Think you had a rough day at the office? The models hitting the runway in AVAVAV’s Spring 2024 ready-to-wear collection had it way, way worse.

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

10-Year-Old Pittsburg Boy Goes On Joyride In Stolen Bobcat, Damaging Cars and Bulldozing Stop Sign

No driver’s license? No OSHA certification? No 5th grade diploma? No problem!

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Two Women Go Undercover as Football Fans in Hopes of Finding Boyfriends

Listen, the dating field is rough out there. You have men being actively mean, sending stream-of-consciousness voice DMs, and creating dating app success charts. So what better way of navigating these rough dating waters than meeting men where they are –

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Gengar, Klymaxxx, and A--icles': Dancers Share the Craziest Names They've Heard While Working In the Adult Industry

All these names can be repurposed for pet names.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'He Has iPad Face': 7-Year-Old Robert De Niro Wants to Know if You Have Games On Your Phone

This kid looks like he’s watched 'Shark Tale,' not that he was in it.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Don’t Feel Like Going to Work? Just Tell Your Boss You Pooped Your Pants

Work life got you down? Co-workers getting on your last nerve? Bosses upon bosses nagging you about some B.S. project that wasn’t supposed to be your job in the first place?

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘You A-Hole!’: Newly-Moved Dumba– Roasted By Locals for Screaming Outside At 6 A.M.

When walking through New York, it’s always clear who’s new and who’s spent far too much time in the city.

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Woman Keeps Getting Absolutely Owned by the Rodent Living in Her House

Unless you’re a Disney princess, dealing with unwanted animals in your home isn’t ideal.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Johnny Somali Finally Arrested After Weeks of Harassing People in Japan

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘Should I Just Hang Out?’: Guy Thinks His New Remote Job Has Completely Forgotten About Him

When the Buddha reached enlightenment, he described the experience as transcendent, almost to the point where language failed to capture its magic.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Montenegro’s Fierce Competition to Find Its Laziest Citizen

If normal, everyday racism isn’t enough for you, it’s time for you to get acquainted with Balkan racism.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Paul Wall Is Now Just Another Unrecognizable Dad

Everyone’s mental image of Paul Wall, the Houston rapper famous for his 2000s hit "Grillz" has a new look, normal–a**–looking white dude.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Guy Gives Fantastic Sound Effect Describing Hearing F-35 Crash

Though soul icon James Brown may have passed away in 2006, his funky spirit lives on in South Carolina resident Randolph White.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Tube Girl' Has Given People the Confidence to Slay In Public Without Fear of Judgement

Sabrina Bahsoon, aka “Tube Girl,” has taken TikTok by storm in recent weeks thanks to her instantly iconic videos taken on London trains.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

A Woman’s ‘Roman Empire’ Is Her Ex-Best Friend

For the past week, the internet has learned that men think about the Roman Empire a lot more often than anyone could have possibly predicted.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Man Who Received OTPHJ From Rep. Lauren Boebert Won't Be Getting a Second Date

After days of forbidden thirsting, we may finally have a concrete answer to the age-old question of whether Rep. Lauren Boebert puts out on the first date: Possibly, but only if you’re in a crowded theater during a regional production of Beetlejuice.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Wrigley Never Taps’: The Man-Dog Duo Teaching Jiu-Jitsu From Their Living Room

If you’ve ever wanted to learn Jiu-Jitsu, TikTok’s here to help — and there’s an adorable dog to help, too.