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A Genius Remade an Entire Chili Peppers Record With Only ‘Donkey Kong’ Sounds
In what is perhaps one of the most stunning examples of “how the hell do people think of this shit,” someone has managed to recreate an entire Red Hot Chili Peppers album exclusively using sounds from Donkey Kong Country.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Meet Florida’s Swan Wranglers
Florida, as you might know, has swans.
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D-Bag Cyclist Hit With One Month Ban After Sparking Looney Tunes-Esque Pileup
Though slow and steady may not win the race in the world of competitive cycling, neither does quite literally knocking out your competition, an important lesson one biker learned the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Jaw-Dropping Reactions to Frank 'The Stallion' Biden’s "Hog Shot"
As President Biden embarks on his 2024 presidential campaign, a snap appearing to depict the Commander-in-Chief’s younger brother rocking out with his c—k out has made the rounds on social media.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Woman Invents the ‘BBL Travel Hack’ for When Your Carry-On Luggage Is Too Big
It feels like airlines are constantly coming up with new and increasingly difficult hoops for customers to jump through just to fly from Point A to Point B, but luggage is undoubtedly one of the main areas over which airlines and customers butt heads.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Ring Offering $1 Million To Anyone Who Captures Proof of Extraterrestrial Life
Though Ring cameras may have caught cheaters, kidnappers and even deadly explosions, the Amazon subsidiary is ready to capture something even weirder this spooky season, tasking their customers with using their home security systems to prove the existence
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
David Beckham Facts-Checks Victoria Beckham in Real Time Over Her Claim That She’s From a ‘Working-Class Family’
It feels like the entire world is tuning in to Netflix’s latest release, a limited documentary series about David and Victoria Beckham, and based on the clips that have gone viral on social media, it’s not hard to understand why.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'That Monkey Is Gonna Come Kill Us!': A Baboon Named 'Momo' Was Briefly On The Loose In Indianapolis
A monkey decided to put a new, terrifying spin on the old adage of monkeying around, wreaking havoc throughout the streets of Indianapolis after breaking loose from their home in the midwestern city.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘If You Have a Safety Phone, Turn It Off!’: Women Warned to Shut off Secret Safety Phones Ahead of FEMA’s Emergency Alert Test
Though FEMA’s upcoming broadcast test may be all about helping Americans stay safe in the event of a national emergency, it may do just the opposite for women hiding cell phones in dangerous living situations.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Janis Ian Did Not Have a Big Fat Lesbian Crush on Regina George: The Mean Girls Joke We All Missed
On October 3rd, Aaron Samuels asked Cady Heron what day it was — and several Mean Girls fans discovered that contrary to popular misconception, Janis Ian probably did not have a big fat lesbian crush on Regina George or anyone for that matter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
