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South Florida Has Invented America’s Newest Dialect

Unless you’re from Miami, the sentence “he made a party” probably makes no sense to you.

‘Cig Windows’: Pilots Have Massive Open-able Windows in Cockpits

Considering how ubiquitous air travel has become, there’s a lot the average person doesn’t know about airplanes. For example, how the hell do they stay in the sky?

Witness the “Gooch Drop,” the Greatest Achievement in Drink Delivery

Let me set the scene: It’s hot outside. You’ve gone down to the lake to cool down. You’re thirsty, but you don’t want to get out of the water. Enter: the Gooch Drop (Taint Transfer?), the most innovative form of drink delivery humanity has pioneered to da

'Day 13 of Trying to Buy the Yellow Divider': One Guy's Quest to Buy A Yellow Divider From Every Major Grocery Retailer

Those yellow things that divide groceries on the supermarket conveyor belt can be quite useful, especially when it comes to making sure you don’t pay for other people's groceries. But can you buy one?

'Turn 15 Days Into 40': The PTO Hack to Maximize Your Paid Time Off

If you’re gainfully employed and based in the U.S., you’ve undoubtedly complained about the lack of paid time off available to the average worker, particularly in comparison with countries like Australia, members of the European Union and the U.K.

Airbnb Landlords Are Moving Into the Poor House

At its core, Airbnb was a great idea, but the party might be coming to an end.

The Naked Truth Behind Being a Topless House Cleaner

Though most days, model Amber Katherine works full-time as a nurse, she’s found a new way of making some extra cash, adopting a side hustle as a topless house cleaner.

'Bill Nye the Rizz Guy': Bill Nye Spits Game at the 'Playmate of The Year'

In two videos published on Thursday by 2011’s playmate of the year Claire Sinclair, Nye is posted up in a hotel hallway spitting game as Sinclair walks by.

We Were So Obsessed with Carrie Bradshaw's Cosmos, Everyone Completely Missed That She Invented Lean

Earlier this week, a series of stills from a 2000 episode entitled “All Or Nothing” began making the rounds on Twitter, depicting Bradshaw concocting a cough-syrup-filled smoothing for her flu-ridden pal Samantha Jones.

We Talked to the Guy Who Had No Idea He Lives in Carmy's Apartment from 'The Bear'

The Bear season 2 was released on June 22 much to the delight of women thirsting for line cooks, Chicagoans, and Hulu, who released data showing a 70% uptick in viewership compared to season 1.

MrBeast Shares Shirtless Gym Progress Pics

There comes a time in every 20-something-year-old's life when he looks down at his stomach and goes, "damn, where did my dick go?"

Cake Mix and Pepsi – How to Make Your Own Makeup in Prison

The internet is filled with former inmates (and some currently incarcerated people) teaching folks how to make do while in prison.

Andrew Tate Calls Adin Ross a “Bigot” For Saying “There Are Only Two Genders"

Great news for the LGBTQ+ community: Days after pride celebrations rocked the nation, a new ally has emerged this pride month, ready to publicly take a stand for equality – none other than self-described misogynist, Andrew Tate.

Harvard Astrophysicist Avi Loeb Shares Picture of ‘Interstellar Object’ He Found In the Ocean

If there's anything else this odd ocean saga needed, it’s aliens!

Gen Z Is Overdosing On the Grimace Shake

Move over, BORGS – Gen Z has discovered yet another (not so) forbidden treat making them OD in absurdist droves -- none other than Grimace’s birthday milkshake from Mcdonald's.

Physicists Are Preparing People for Reality Shattering News

Something big is coming for the laws of physics – so big, it could forever alter our view of the universe.

'Jamie Lee Curtis' Having the Time Of Her Life Diving Into a Pool Over and Over and Over Again

“Virgin Voyages,” TikTok creator @nataliasalazar896 captioned the clip, which has since amassed 1.9 million views in its first four days on the platform.

Nobody Makes Cooler Weapons Than Japan’s Cardboard Craftsman

In a much less concerning example of Japan’s interest in homemade weaponry, meet Yamaguchi, a man from Zushi, Japan, who makes fully articulated and incredibly impressive blades and guns out of cardboard.

They Did Surgery On a Dumpling

"They did surgery on a grape?" Well, now they did a C-section on a big dumpling.

People Think the A.I. SpongeBob Show Has Predicted the End of the World

If we're going to believe anyone's predictions about the future of humanity, it's definitely a character named Loudward.

The Internet Is Trying to Find Abe Lincoln's Doppelganger

Abraham Lincoln is considered by many to be the greatest president of all time.

All Hail Peyo, the French Death Horse Who Chooses You for the Afterlife

Picture this: You’re lying in a hospital bed following a particularly brutal round of chemotherapy.

Man Steals From a Bakery in the Most Canadian Way Possible

One man at 3 am decided to break into a bakery and steal some cupcakes. But don’t worry he cleaned his mess before he left.

Flirting Tips For "Ugly" People

Though seeing yourself as less-than-cute may seemingly hinder your dating escapades, such does not have to be the case.

Hero Hiker Helps One-Armed Woman Save Her Mother's Life