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'There Are Things In This World That Aren't Real!': Airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas Doubled Down On Claims Passengers Weren't Real In Deleted Tweets
Though Tiffany Gomas may have only recently been identified as the mysterious Karen behind last month’s mega-viral “that motherfucker back there is not real” rant, she doubled down on her claims of shapeshifting fliers shortly after her rise to online inf
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'They Had a Time That Night': The Wild Christmas Party That Led to Three Different Pregnancies
Every Virgo has had the unfortunate realization about being conceived during Christmas time. Well, three babies will grow up to find out they were all conceived on the same Christmas game night.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Retire! Retire! Retire!': Hecklers Implore 81-Year-Old Mitch McConnell To GTFO the Senate and Into Boca Raton
As calls mount for curmudgeonly Republican Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell to go to Hell, there’s another place several voters think he should stop first: A retirement home.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'If Masturbation Is A Crime I Should Be On Death Row’: How Pee-wee Herman Inspired Gilbert Gottfried’s Iconic Rant On Jerking Off
Actor Paul Reubens, best known for portraying the iconic children’s character Pee-wee Herman, died at the age of 70 over the weekend after a private six-year battle with cancer.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Witness an A.I. Laser Robot That Wages Genocide on Weeds
Enter NBC News’ Tech Correspondent Jacob Ward, who shared a fascinating look at a surprisingly useful “killer robot” on TikTok. Ward opens the video by asking, “You want to see a robot that kills weeds with lasers?”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
The Song of the Summer Is ‘Please Don’t Raise My Rent’
Just kidding, it’s actually weirdly sexy given the subject matter, but sex does sell.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'We NEED to See Them': People Are Desperate to Examine Alien Genitals
Despite former United States Air Force veteran David Grusch proclaiming under oath to the House Oversight Committee that the military is in possession of crashed alien crafts, complete with non-human “biologics,” there has yet to be any concrete proof pre
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘How Do You Even Practice for This?’: Man Spins Flat-Screen TV on His Finger in ‘You Break It, You Buy It’ Defying Stunt
Forget a basketball, Utah-based influencer, @davidklemczak3 has managed to figure out how to spin an entire flat-screen TV on his finger.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
