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Why Pay Your Parking Tickets When You Can Just Hire Women in Ski Masks to Remove the Boot On Your Car Instead?

The TikTik account @user9240288470452, also known on Instagram as @bootgirlsinbuckhead, is doing the lord’s work, offering their followers a boot removal service for the low price of $50.

This Peace Hook Guru Wants to Stimulate Your Chakras

Chris, aka @peacehook on TikTok, shares videos of himself “Peace Hooking” as a form of meditation.

12 Suspicious Things People are “Just Standing Around” For

We’ve all been seen doing something we weren’t supposed to and tried to play it off.

What Broke People in the 1800s Ate

Townsend is an American Girl book reader's dream of a YouTube channel. The channel which has over 2 million subscribers, provides insight into what it was like living in the 18th and early 19th centuries. Specifically, through food.

The Original Supermodel Is Roasting Other Supermodels on TikTok

Beyond her documenting her life as a media personality, artist, and model, Dickinson’s more than 222,000 followers come for her reaction content, replying to several of the platform’s modeling videos.

The Coolest Pictures of Directors on Set, According to Twitter

Earlier this week, several film fans took to Twitter to share their favorite snaps of directors behind the scenes, replying to @awoodustin’s viral request for some of the “coolest” snaps of a director doing their thing.

The OnlyFans Models Going Viral For Their “Ice Fishing” Tutorials

Though ice fishing may seem like the perfect wintertime activity, TikTok creators @frostbite.with.myla – Myla Del Rey – and @snow.bunny.isla – a.k.a Isla Moon – are bringing the heat.

What Really Happens When You Win a 'Lifetime Supply' of Something

Earlier this week, u/LordFrieza8789 took to r/AskReddit to determine what, exactly, constitutes a lifetime’s worth of any given prize, asking winners to share the specifics of their strangely vague spoils.

TikTokers Are Turning Their Lives into Wes Anderson Films

“You better not be acting like you’re in a Wes Anderson film when I get there,” read the caption of one of these viral clips from long-known Anderson fan @avawillyums, depicting a train trip the shoreline east to Grand Central Station.

Darth Vader Shoulder Rides and All of Twitter's Favorite Photos From Music History

Years after Freddy Mercury sang about his desire to ride his bicycle, the late Queen frontman finally discovered his preferred mode of transportation – hopping on the shoulders of giants… more specifically, Darth Vader and Superman.

Real Customer Service Is a Complimentary Cig With My Coffee

Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Handcuff a Snake

It’s a tale as old as time — you’re out and about when suddenly, you spy a snake committing a robbery, a homicide or in the case of Rick and Morty’s Snake Hitler, a whole ass genocide.

Twitter Is Hellbent on Finding Out Brie Larson’s Bra Secrets

PSA, Horny People of the Internet: Craigslist Missed Connections Are All the Way Back

There was a brief moment back in March of 2018 when society was collectively mourning the loss of a classic hook-up tool; Craigslist Missed Connections.

TikTok's 'Consensual Doxxing' Guru Teaches Terrifying Master Class In Internet Stalking

Bad news for the dudebros commenting behind anime avatars and middle-school-AIM-ass usernames — TikTok’s most beloved armchair private investigator can and will find you … so long as you consent.

Martha Stewart Drinks a Margarita Out of a Measuring Cup During Panel

But hey, life is short. As @jessicajessica1717 so aptly put it in Kozuch’s comments: “Don’t wait until you are 81. Start now. Live the life you want.”

‘How Does it Know It’s There’: This Paper and Egg Mirror Trick Will Fuck With Your Head

In the viral video, TikTok user NotRaff holds his egg up to a mirror, with a piece of paper in between the egg and the glass.

Why Yeeting Baby Puffins off Cliffs Is the Moral Thing to Do

For a few weeks in August and September, the people of Vestmannaeyjar are on a mission – spending "puffling season" finding lost puffins who have mistaken city lights for the moon, their guiding light to sea, and toss them back into the waters where they

TikTokker Spends the Last Year of His Life Checking off Items from His Bucket List

As his TikTok channel grew in popularity, people from all around the world began following his uphill battle, which included updates on his health as well as his crossing off bucket list items.

Baseball's New Rule Changes Make the 9/9/9 Challenge Almost Impossible

The 9-9-9 challenge is simple. Nine hot dogs and nine beers, in nine innings.

'This Generation Is Different': Kid Makes the Cinnamon Challenge Look Easy

Ever since the cinnamon challenge peaked in popularity in the early 2010s, people have been filming themselves trying, and failing, to ingest a spoonful of cinnamon.

CINEMA IS BACK: Fuck a ‘Harry Potter’ Reboot, We Want ‘Shrek 5’

After a decade and change, 'Shrek 5' is really happening.

The Only Good Train Derailment Is the One That Gives Us Free Coors Light

It's unclear whether the cleanup crews will be paid in beer like that one mid-aughts gum commercial for their valiant environmental heroism.

Bud Light Has Always Been Gay

We’re here. We like beer. Get used to it.

TikTok's ‘April Theory’ Promises You a Spring Glow Up

Great news for us hotties out there — we’re all about to go from hot to *really* hot if TikTok’s latest viral theory is to be believed.