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'I Once Provided Thousands of Orgasms Over a Five-Year Period, Without Ejaculating a Single Time': Guy Gives Greatest Humans of NY Bio of All Time

Humans of New York revolutionized what an Instagram page could be.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

TikTok's Unofficial 'Big Sister' is the Best Source For Uncensored Sex Advice

Got a taboo question? TikTok’s unofficial big sister, Taylah Davies, has you covered.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

The Dog Trainer Posting Thirst Traps With Her Dogs

Scrolling through her profile, you can see the progression of content which started out as your standard cosplay thirst traps.

By angeshier

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'Here's How To Throw A Punch With Acrylics On': Royal Marine Shows How Scheana Shay Could Have Punched Raquel Leviss Even With Long Nails

“Here’s how to throw a punch with acrylics on,” he commenced his viral clip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Amouranth Fans Can 'Satisfy' Their Needs With Her New A.I. Companion

Amouranth, whose real name is Kaitlyn Siragusa, has launched her own chatbot complete with a life-like voice as part of Forever Voices’ A.I. platform, Forever Companion.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Greatest Trash-Talkers of All-Time

Twitter user @SagED_UP asked his followers “Who is the greatest trash talker of all time?” and the Twitter audience delivered.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Salma Hayek Celebrates 24 Million Instagram Followers With a Dance

Not even a wardrobe malfunction could stop actress Salma Hayek from celebrating a major follower milestone!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

Jason Bourne, you’ve got some real life-competition.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

81-Year-Old Martha Stewart Is Still the Queen of Thirst Traps

Martha Stewart still has it, and by "it" I mean the elusive aura that can only be gained by not giving a fuck what anyone thinks about you or your decisions, and wearing sunblock every day.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

TikTok’s new main character @muraterdem528 gives a whole new meaning to the snack “Turkish Delight” by showing off his iconic mustache, chin-length coiffed hair, and immaculate style.

By angeshier

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Are Making Giant Robots That Shoot Fire From Their Dicks In Zelda

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom was released on the Nintendo Switch this week and people are finding out that there are many creative things they can build with Link’s new abilities.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘You All Have Different Types of Pants On’: Lone Biker Heckles DC Nazis and Becomes an American Hero

We have a new hero. He doesn’t wear a cape but he does ride around on a red bicycle yelling at Nazis.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Are Doing Silly Little Dances to Get $5 of Free Gas

Times are tough and we're all looking for ways to save a few bucks. So when a gas station posted a sign that read, "TODAY ONLY. Do a silly dance walking in – If we like it – $5 gas free on us" it should be no surprise that many people took them up on the

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

AITA: Twin Insulted After Being Invited To Their Brother's Surprise Birthday Party, Feels Slighted For Not Being Guest of Honor

One Redditor learned a very hard lesson about their close pals – they have no idea how twins – or social etiquette for that matter – actually work.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Only People Annoying Enough to Enjoy a Revving Bike Are Children

There is one group that actually does love the sound of a loud sport bike: It's children, of course.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'Grand Theft Auto on Three!': People Steal Their Car Back After Getting it Stolen in DC

"If my friends don't help me steal my car back, I don't want them."

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

What the Hell Is “Rizz GPT,” and Will It Actually Get You Dates?

We’ve been hearing for months now that A.I. is the future, but so much of it has been overwhelmingly negative: A.I. will replace all the jobs; A.I. will replace all music with A.I.-generated songs; A.I. will come to your house and steal your TV.

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Is There Really Something Better to Say Than “I’m Cumming”?

The English language has seen some incredible achievements in its time: Shakespeare and his invention of over 1,700 words, many of which we still use today, for example, or the transformation of “slay” from a synonym for murder to a word of encouragement

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Janelle Monáe Is Leading the Next Chapter of the Free the Nipple Campaign

Song’s out, shirts up!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

This TikTok Exterminator Says the Best Bug Repellant for the Summer Is Irish Spring Soap

If you live in a part of the world prone to insect infestations — Florida, or the entire nation of Australia, for example — you’ve probably lost track of the number of methods you’ve used to try and prevent bugs from taking over your house and claiming sq

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Behold the Glory of Jesus Christ Surrounded by Gay Slaves

Imagine this: a portrait of Jesus, his long hair flowing freely, with his arms open wide, surrounded by queer people clad in leather, sporting chains and hands folded as if in prayer.

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Trans Actress From Viral 'The Good Doctor' Clip Speaks Out Against Transphobes

Everyone on the internet this week is learning more and more about the network medical drama The Good Doctor.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Pregnant Women are Pranking Their Husbands With the ‘My Water Broke Prank’

Though expecting mothers aren’t allowed to drink alcohol, or eat sushi, several moms on TikTok discovered they can still have fun while cooking up a baby – spectacularly pranking their S.O.s.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Catfishers Who Bait Pedophiles on Omegle and TikTok

One TikToker, @paulbryantv, goes on live exposing creeps on Omegle while pretending to be underage. He uploads recaps of the live on his feed too.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Miley Cyrus’ ‘Flowers’ Becomes Fastest Song Ever to Reach 1 Billion Streams, but Nobody’s Heard of It

On May 4, Miley Cyrus’ 'Flowers' became the fastest song in history to surpass 1 billion streams on Spotify.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Ftw - articles

'I Once Provided Thousands of Orgasms Over a Five-Year Period, Without Ejaculating a Single Time': Guy Gives Greatest Humans of NY Bio of All Time

TikTok's Unofficial 'Big Sister' is the Best Source For Uncensored Sex Advice

The Dog Trainer Posting Thirst Traps With Her Dogs

'Here's How To Throw A Punch With Acrylics On': Royal Marine Shows How Scheana Shay Could Have Punched Raquel Leviss Even With Long Nails

Amouranth Fans Can 'Satisfy' Their Needs With Her New A.I. Companion

Greatest Trash-Talkers of All-Time

Salma Hayek Celebrates 24 Million Instagram Followers With a Dance

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

81-Year-Old Martha Stewart Is Still the Queen of Thirst Traps

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

People Are Making Giant Robots That Shoot Fire From Their Dicks In Zelda

‘You All Have Different Types of Pants On’: Lone Biker Heckles DC Nazis and Becomes an American Hero

People Are Doing Silly Little Dances to Get $5 of Free Gas

AITA: Twin Insulted After Being Invited To Their Brother's Surprise Birthday Party, Feels Slighted For Not Being Guest of Honor

The Only People Annoying Enough to Enjoy a Revving Bike Are Children

'Grand Theft Auto on Three!': People Steal Their Car Back After Getting it Stolen in DC

What the Hell Is “Rizz GPT,” and Will It Actually Get You Dates?

Is There Really Something Better to Say Than “I’m Cumming”?

Janelle Monáe Is Leading the Next Chapter of the Free the Nipple Campaign

This TikTok Exterminator Says the Best Bug Repellant for the Summer Is Irish Spring Soap

Behold the Glory of Jesus Christ Surrounded by Gay Slaves

Trans Actress From Viral 'The Good Doctor' Clip Speaks Out Against Transphobes

Pregnant Women are Pranking Their Husbands With the ‘My Water Broke Prank’

The Catfishers Who Bait Pedophiles on Omegle and TikTok

Miley Cyrus’ ‘Flowers’ Becomes Fastest Song Ever to Reach 1 Billion Streams, but Nobody’s Heard of It

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