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The Mario Movie Might Be Good... But Chris Pratt Sounds Like Chris Pratt

Our review of the NYC Comic-Con Mario trailer viewing, featuring a Jack Black cameo.

Hans Niemann Screened for Anal Beads after Investigation Concludes He Cheated 100 Times

People Are Outraged Mario Doesn’t Have a Thicc Dumper

That's Italy's A**! Do it some justice!

Steeve Ho You Fat Is God’s Gift to Basketball

Meet French professional basketball player, Steeve Ho You Fat.

Macaque at the Wheel: Bus Driver in Hot Water For Letting Monkey Steer Bus Full of Passengers

According to passengers the monkey boarded the bus with everyone else and took a seat next to the driver. After a while, he decided to climb up on the steering wheel and the driver allowed it.

Comics Are Tired of 'SNL' Ripping off Their Work

One episode into their new season, and Saturday Night Live is already stealing content for their late-night sketch-based comedy show.

Six Times Celebs and Athletes Pooped Their Pants

Pooping your pants is just a part of living this crazy thing we call life. I've been there, you've been there. We've all done it.

Thicc Bears Compete For Title of Nature's Biggest Boi

Unbeknownst to them, these behemoth bears were photographed throughout the season, both before and after their salmon-sourced bulk.

10 Years Ago This Scottish Mom Was Disgusted By Her Daughter's Sh*t

"Which one of you's doesn't know how to flush a toilet?"

"He's Just Another White Guy" - Twitch Has Mixed Reactions to Dream's Face Reveal

Popular and controversial Minecraft YouTuber Dream has finally revealed his face and… he definitely has a face.

Top Female Boxer Says Her Fans Are Primarily Interested in Her Used Bath Water, Toe Nail Clippings and Sweat

The woman's world bantamweight champion, Ebanie Bridges, has revealed the odd requests her adoring fans ask for and they are strange.

Fat Cat Apple Exec Fired for Disgustingly Offensive TikTok Remarks

A top Apple executive was recently asked in a TikTok video what he does for a living, and his response, "I fondle big-breasted women."

Rachel Dolezal Is Back Again After OnlyFans Pics Leak

After a few of her nudes were leaked by a subscriber, many people who followed her strange story back in the day were surprised to find her on the adult website.

Spain Has a Thicc New Mascot Named ‘Bussi’ and We’re Obsessed

What in the ever-loving nightmare fuel is going on in Spain?

‘Alex Mack’ Star Natanya Ross Talks Childhood Success and Addiction

You know her as Robyn Russo from Nickelodeon's The Secret World of Alex Mack and Ingrid Iverson on Boy Meets World.

Anthony Hopkins is the Most Acclaimed Sh*tposter Ever

Sir Anthony Hopkins, acclaimed Academy Award-winning thespian, has evolved into a prolific TikToker with Hannibal Lecter vibes.

Nurse Fired after OnlyFans Account Became 'Distraction' to Coworkers

A 22-year-old OnlyFans star was recently fired from her nursing job because her social media and adult content accounts were - get this - distracting to her coworkers.

Vic Faust Fired after 4 Minute Sexist Rant Against Co-Host Crystal Cooper

Local TV News anchor berates female co-worker in nasty, sexist rant. Vic Faust launched into a profane rant against his colleague off the air.

The Taliban Ban PUBG for Being Too Violent

They blame violent video games for misleading the youth. TikTok was also banned.

Beyond Meat COO Realizes Vegan Food Tastes like Trash, Bites Man’s Nose

53-year-old COO of Beyond Meat, Doug Ramsey was arrested for biting another man's nose outside of Razorback Stadium on Saturday the 17th.

D-Bag Diva Adam Levine Caught in Greasy Cheating Scandal

Lead singer of the pop rock band Maroon 5 and solo musical artist, Adam Levine has been outed as a cheater.

Memes From a Funeral

The internet is mourning in the only way it knows how - by churning out an insane amount of memes.

Scientific Study Confirms Squirt Is Pee

A recent study published by the International Journal of Urology has proved that the main component of 'squirt' fluid is indeed urine.

Sixers’ Head Coach Caught Being Horny on Twitter

Glenn 'Doc' Rivers, head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers may need to take a break from his Twitter account.