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Rugby Players Practice Giving Each Other the Ultimate Wedgies

The Rugby World Cup recently took place in France and increased publicity surrounding the event meant that many people learned about rugby for the first time.

Meet The Honorable Ginger Gooch, Everyone's Favorite New State Judge

Some people are just easy marks.

Dude Publicly Shoots His Shot With Influencer, and People Are Calling It a Byproduct of the ‘Travis Kelce Effect’

Redditor Says He Has ‘Apocalypse-Ready’ 2.5 TB Adult Video Collection

If there ever is a nearly world-ending apocalypse, cranking it is probably going to be one of the last things on your mind.

‘That Glass Is Impressive’: Nunchuck Master Meets His Match Against ‘Very Tough Security Door’

While you spent your time getting mad online, this man mastered the nunchucks.

‘Dad’s New Driver’: Man Records His Neighbor’s Kid Smashing His Driver Over and Over Again

Playing golf can be expensive.

‘He Was Waiting for This Moment His Whole Life’: Two Bros Have a Flex-Off on the Jumbotron

People love a little healthy competition, which is why we have sports.

‘The John Wick of Sticks’: Dude Is Living the Male Dream and Has the Wall of Stick-Pistols to Prove It

We’ve previously discussed the simple beauty of a great stick.

'The Very Essence of Amsterdam': Man Trips Hard In Amsterdam After Enjoying One Too Many Space Brownies

In the now-viral clip, the man, who presumably had one-too-many space cakes and possibly a few extra mushrooms, can be seen teetering over the body of water, somehow managing to fall asleep intertwined with the metal bars.

Hungry Javelinas Are Waging War on Arizona’s Most Prestigious Golf Course

Sorry gophers — another animal has emerged as the patron saint of peeving putters, none other than a hungry band of javelinas hellbent on single-hoovedly destroying a luxe Arizona golf course.

‘They Want Me to Drink Another Whiskey Dude’: ‘Ghost Adventures’ Host, Billy Tolley, Gets Possessed By an Alcoholic Ghost

Alcoholism is a problem that you’d hope would stop with death.

'She's Right': Crying Zoomer Roasted For Her Take On 9—5 Jobs Is Right – Commuting Sucks

After roughly a century and a half, Karl Marx has finally been replaced as the face of capitalist critique. His successor? None other than influencer @brielleybelly123, a 20-something college grad who has a whole lot to say about the state of the American

Group of Girls Go Shot-for-Shot in TSA Security Line

Going through airport security is a drag.

A Steve Harvey Bar Crawl Is Exactly What A Girls Night Out Should Be

In the past few years, girls have turned dressing up like bald male celebrities into a meme.

‘He Wasn’t Ghosting, He Was on Trial for First-Degree Murder’: Influencer Relieved Her Crush Wasn’t Ignoring Her

In online discussions about dating, there’s a lot of talk about “red flags.”

‘You Shouldn’t Assault Women and Call Them B—tches’: Peeved College Student Enacts Eight Years of Revenge on Man Who Called Her Friend a Fat B—ch

In early September, a TikToker named Susi opened a video with, “Call me crazy if you want, but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto,” and the entirety of TikTok took that as a challenge.

Woman Brings Tape Measure to the Bar to Make Sure She Only Talks to 6-Foot Dudes

What lengths (pun intended) would you go to to ensure men weren’t lying to you about their height?

‘They Need Their Own Hall of Fame’: People Are Stunned By the Stats Put Up By Uber’s Most Prolific Drivers

If you’ve ever tried to bring a drunk friend home from a bar, you’re probably familiar with just how much Uber drivers can go through.

French Nun Tackles Eco Protester During Church Construction Brawl

Eco-activists have re-entered the spotlight in recent years for some mysterious reason.

‘Big Naturals Disaster’: Polar Vortex Map Predicts Cold, Titillating Weather Ahead

The booby brouhaha began on Thursday when iconic s—tposter @equine__dentist headed to Twitter with a horny throwback diagram depicting the very buxom shape of a 2019 polar vortex.

Michael Myers TikTok Challenge Tests People on Their Horror Movie Preparedness

It’s almost Halloween, which means people on TikTok are engaging in necromancy and bringing a trend back from the dead: the Michael Myers challenge.

‘I’m About to Goop’: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bare A– Is Enough to Have Anyone Questioning Medical Science

Gwyneth Paltrow — an Academy Award-winning actress, vaginal candle scent model and now, the internet’s latest e-crush?

'S Shaped Dark Sinker': TikTok's Poop Doc Explains the Science Behind the Different Shapes and Colors of Poop

What does your poop say about you? One TikTok doctor is helping you find out.

Fore? More like Fart!: Model's Gas Helps Pal Pull Off Ultimate Trick Shot

The secret to upping your golf game? None other than a gassy hot girl.

Monkey Enters Government Building, Gets to Work

Those clowns in Congress! Given the recent kerfuffle about the House Speaker and modern government’s tendency to shut down every 20 minutes, some may long for a new voice in the halls of power to better represent the people.