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This Is What 10 Million Dollars Worth of Beef Looks Like

Pat LaFrieda's new dry aging room is the biggest in the world.

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Scientists Suggest Drinking Pepsi and Coke Can Increase the Size of Your Testicles

A recent study conducted by Northwest Minzu University in China has found that yes, indeed. Drinking Pepsi and Coca-Cola can likely increase men's testosterone levels and testicle size.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Duke Fan Catfishes Louisville Basketball Player and Brings a Poster Print Out of Their DMs

College basketball fans are ruthless.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania' Is Just a More Expensive 'Spy Kids 3'

You’ve heard of cursed George Lopez, now get ready for cursed Corey Stoll.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Watch a Port-a-Potty Race a Jet Ski in the “Flat Out Friday Goofball” Race

Flat Out Friday is "an indoor flat track motorcycle race on a Dr. Pepper syrup coated concrete track." Welcome to America as it should be.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Give Your Beloved a Fishing License This Valentine's Day

Great news for people who have yet to get their significant other something special for Valentine’s Day because the Oklahoma Department of Conservation has a perfect gift idea for you, a fishing license.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Here Are All the Reasons Why People Really, Really Love Boobs

Last spring, one user may have pushed the r/NoStupidQuestions moniker to its existential limits, questioning why ”boob enjoyers” like tits so goddamn much.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Rihanna Announces She's Pregnant During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

Rihanna announced her pregnancy during her halftime performance at the 57th Super Bowl.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

What Was Your 'It Can't Be That Easy - It Was That Easy' Life Lesson

Last week, Redditor u/UnoAboveAll took to the platform with a question for the patrons of r/askreddit “What was your ‘it can’t be that easy / it was that easy’ moment in your life?”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Women On TikTok Are Using ‘Pink Canoe’ and ‘Brown Kayak’ to Give Advice about Sex and Health

Move over “unalive,” “seggs,” and the nearly Julia Fox-canceling “mascara,” it seems TikTok algospeak has taken a turn for the horny, with several users starting a unique discourse on watersports.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

The Backrooms YouTube Channel Is Getting a Feature Length Film

A24 is working with 17-year-old YouTuber Kane Parsons, to bring his 'Backrooms' YouTube shorts to the big screen.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Brock High School Basketball Team Has an All-Star Roster of Names

Welcome to Brock High School located in Brock, Texas.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Eve 6 Has the Best Punishment for When His Kids Don’t Do Their Chores

Nineties alt/rock band Eve 6, the masterminds behind such hits as Here's to the Night, Inside Out, and Anytime, may have just perfected the art of punishing your child.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Best Twitter Bots That Might Disappear This Week

Earlier this week, Twitter’s Dev team announced that the days of free Twitter API were numbered and that a paid option would be taking its place later this month.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Jimmy John's Sandwiches Wants to Remind You Just How Many Inches You Can Take

Move over Spotify Wrapped, there's a new cowboy in town and his name is Jimmy John's.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

OnlyFans Model Sues Kids’ School for Being Disallowed from Volunteering

We'll say it louder for the folks in the back; sex work is work.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

TikTok Is Obsessed with Impersonating Food Reviewer Keith Lee

Keith Lee is the TikTok star known for spotlighting small restaurants through his unique and honest style of food reviews. His unique style of speaking has also led to many impersonation attempts.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny