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Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Store Your Hog

A viral tweet has the internet completely divided. So of course we want to hear your take on the matter. Fellas, how do you store your penis?

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

#ShotgunsforScump: Gamers Shotgun Beers in Honor of Pro 'Call of Duty' Player Scump's Retirement

On January 17th, the professional Call of Duty gamer Seth 'Scump' Abner announced his retirement after an 11 year career.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'That's Dennis Reynolds': Blue Ranger Gets Meme'd Ahead of ‘Power Rangers’ Reunion

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers television series turns 30 this year and in honor of the anniversary, Netflix has announced a reunion special including original cast members Walter E. Jones (Zack), Barbara Goodson (Rita Repulsa), and David Yost (Billy.)

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

How Different Would Your Life Be If You Married the Person You Lost Your Virginity To?

To those all those people out there who married their high school sweetheart, sorry but this one ain't for you.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

British Travelodge Somehow Livid That 28 Adult Film Stars Are — Gasp! — Booking Rooms to Make Porn

Of all the places to work themselves into a tizzy over people having sex in their rooms, you'd think Travelodge would be okay with it by now.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

This Princess Diana Doppelgänger Is Now on OnlyFans

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, the internet proves me wrong once again.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Popeyes Meme Kid Comes Full Circle, Signs Deal With Restaurant 10 Years after Becoming a Meme

Dieunerst Collin was only 9 years old when he became a Vine sensation and timeless internet meme while standing in a line at Popeyes.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Free Blockbuster Box Kicks the Ass of the Free Library Box

Physical media lives on! Thanks to FreeBlockBuster.org, video cassettes and DVDs are finding new life.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

'Listen to Mommy Milkers': Paige Spiranac Tees Off on Alleged Alpha Male Nick Adams

Australian author, Trump enthusiast, and sexist Nick Adams was put in his place on Twitter after yet another misogynistic post.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

TikTok Food Critic Keith Lee Saves Struggling Restaurant and Stands Up to Mr. Beast

When food critic TikToker Keith Lee received an anonymous tip to review the struggling Las Vegas pizzaria Frankensons, he had no idea he was about to save the business and make headlines around the country.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'M3GAN' Is Better than 'The Godfather'

It's clear that M3GAN is here to stay. The horror thriller was released this week and already has a stunning 98% critic's score on Rotten Tomatoes.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

'Popcorn Pro' Goes Viral For His Impressive Buttering Skills

Jason Grosboll has been scooping popcorn at his local movie theater in Corpus Christie Texas for ten years, and giving movie goers the ultimate buttery experience in the process.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

China's Firework Ban Has Backfired Explosively

A clash in China between police and citizens has gone viral, after authorities cited a 2022 ban on pyrotechnics to try and shut down the use of fireworks during New Years' celebrations.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Would You Eat Me?’: Mexico’s Queen of OnlyFans is Selling Tortillas of Her Likeness

Name a more iconic duo than Mexican food and the Queen of OnlyFans, we'll wait.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

“I Won a $30 Million Lottery” Here Are Eight Things That Happened After

It's the age old question. What would you do if you won the lottery?

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

TikTok Bear Guy Jeff Watson Has Tamed Nature's Furry Beasts

Jeff created a TikTok account on December 21st that he uses to show off his ballsy bear-caretaking antics, and has since gone viral.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

No, Hooters Isn't Rebranding Because 'Millennials Aren't Into Boobs'

With over 430 locations worldwide, Hooters still knows what sells. Trust me when I tell you with 100% confidence, millennials are still in love with breasts.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Sports' Favorite Dick Joke Signs with the Pittsburgh Pirates

The internet was buzzing after MLB pitcher Rich Hill signed a one-year, $8 million contract with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dominatrix Asks Florida Taxpayers to Help Build ‘Sex Dungeons’

"You may call me, Mistress." Those were the words spoken by a Florida dominatrix - excuse me - hero at the Broward County, Fort Lauderdale city commission meeting this week.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

People Are Dressing Up Their Moms and the Results Are Staggering

Young people are dressing up their moms to look like themselves, and the results are staggering.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Jean-Claude Van Damme Brings 'Facebook Dad Energy' to LinkedIn

Belgian actor Jean-Claude Van Damme is now on LinkedIn, and he's brought some big dad energy along for the ride.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Myspace Tom Throws Hat in the Ring after Elon Loses His Own Poll

Elon Musk has once again outdone himself in his never-ending mission to get people to like him.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

Giants' Nose Tackle ‘Sexy Dexy’ Gets His Two Seconds of Sunday Night Football Fame

Giants' nose tackle, Dexter Lawrence got his 2 seconds of Sunday Night Football fame during player introductions against the Washington Commanders.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Things Women Do That Men Should Adopt

Redditor u/st_new34 posed an interesting question on AskReddit recently. What's something that women normally do that men should start doing?

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Leo DiCaprio Fart Theory Explains Why Women Leave Him When They Turn 25

Let me preface this theory by saying that farts will never NOT be funny.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Ftw - articles

Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Store Your Hog

#ShotgunsforScump: Gamers Shotgun Beers in Honor of Pro 'Call of Duty' Player Scump's Retirement

'That's Dennis Reynolds': Blue Ranger Gets Meme'd Ahead of ‘Power Rangers’ Reunion

How Different Would Your Life Be If You Married the Person You Lost Your Virginity To?

British Travelodge Somehow Livid That 28 Adult Film Stars Are — Gasp! — Booking Rooms to Make Porn

This Princess Diana Doppelgänger Is Now on OnlyFans

Popeyes Meme Kid Comes Full Circle, Signs Deal With Restaurant 10 Years after Becoming a Meme

The Free Blockbuster Box Kicks the Ass of the Free Library Box

'Listen to Mommy Milkers': Paige Spiranac Tees Off on Alleged Alpha Male Nick Adams

TikTok Food Critic Keith Lee Saves Struggling Restaurant and Stands Up to Mr. Beast

'M3GAN' Is Better than 'The Godfather'

'Popcorn Pro' Goes Viral For His Impressive Buttering Skills

China's Firework Ban Has Backfired Explosively

‘Would You Eat Me?’: Mexico’s Queen of OnlyFans is Selling Tortillas of Her Likeness

“I Won a $30 Million Lottery” Here Are Eight Things That Happened After

TikTok Bear Guy Jeff Watson Has Tamed Nature's Furry Beasts

No, Hooters Isn't Rebranding Because 'Millennials Aren't Into Boobs'

Sports' Favorite Dick Joke Signs with the Pittsburgh Pirates

Dominatrix Asks Florida Taxpayers to Help Build ‘Sex Dungeons’

People Are Dressing Up Their Moms and the Results Are Staggering

Jean-Claude Van Damme Brings 'Facebook Dad Energy' to LinkedIn

Myspace Tom Throws Hat in the Ring after Elon Loses His Own Poll

Giants' Nose Tackle ‘Sexy Dexy’ Gets His Two Seconds of Sunday Night Football Fame

Things Women Do That Men Should Adopt

Leo DiCaprio Fart Theory Explains Why Women Leave Him When They Turn 25

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