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‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

'Shopping Carts and the 1995 Jacksonville Jaguars' Are Only Exceptions to 'Rule 34'

Despite finding its origins nearly two decades ago, Rule 34 — the old internet adage that “If it exists, there is porn of it” — is still *(very) much applicable, a lesson the fine people r/AskReddit recently learned the hard way.

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

Italian Model Gio Scotti Is Forcing Incels To Question Their Sexuality

Posing a bold question for the culture — Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to attractive women?

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap

On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.

Femcel Thinks All Men Are Secretly Gay

As one commenter put it, “y’all be reaching for the stars and it’s truly a talent.”

'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch

Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!

James Gunn Has to Calm the Nerds He Incited over a Superman Trunks Twitter Poll

James Gunn is once again tweeting through his problems. This time a self-inflicted shot to the foot after posting a twitter poll regarding Superman's costume.

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

To paraphrase the bard of the late 2000s, — Leave Britney Alone … even you, Alyssa Milano.

Women Share The Worst Places They've Ever Been Taken on a 'Date'

On today’s installment of cis men continuing to be the most oblivious creatures on Earth, it seems the bar is on the floor when it comes to romance.

The Wall Street Journal Asks If the World Has 'Too Many Asians'

Despite garnering flack for their “timid” coverage of former President Donald Trump, it seems there’s one tough question The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board isn’t afraid to ask — “Are There Too Many Asians?”

Hilaria Baldwin Is Still Using Her Fake Spanish Accent

Hilaria took to the streets of New York City with two powerful messages for the masses dunking on her husband: Show some empathy — and acknowledge the fact that she’s like, REALLY from Spain, you guys.

‘Three Dates in One Night’: Men Shocked to Learn Women Are Better Daters Than They Are

“I can’t stand men so I’m booking them one-hour slots at a time, three dates, one Friday night, let’s go!”

BBC Apologizes after Someone Hacked Their Broadcast and Played Sex Noises

“We apologize to any viewers offended during the live coverage of the football this evening,” the network said in a statement shortly after the game on Tuesday night.

Amouranth Keeps Posting L's in "Me or Gaming" Polls

The adult content creator and Twitch streamer Amouranth is posting Ls on Twitter today, as she's lost multiple polls pitting herself against gaming hardware.

'Listen to Mommy Milkers': Paige Spiranac Tees Off on Alleged Alpha Male Nick Adams

Australian author, Trump enthusiast, and sexist Nick Adams was put in his place on Twitter after yet another misogynistic post.

Rabid Olivia Dunne Fans Asked to 'Be Respectful' After They Cause Wild Scene

Olivia Dunne is a gymnast at LSU and rising star, who has some less-than-respectful fans.

What Do Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Have in Common? Tiny Dicks

The internet was full of small dick energy early today as the usual suspects drew their tiny swords.

Tom Cruise's Epic Midlife Crisis Continues with Insecurity-Fueled Free Fall

We kinda thought Scientology was supposed to fix this, but I guess we were mistaken.

Instant Karma - Cameras Caught an Audience Member Stealing And Ellen Called Her Out During the Live Show

This 'Anti-Earthquake Bed' is Actually a Fancy Coffin

With food and water inside, you could survive for days while rescue crews search through the rubble, giving you the best chance at survival.

44% of Mr. Beast’s Audience Would Accept 10K if it Meant Someone Somewhere Died

Mr. Beast, whose real name is Jimmy Donaldson is the world's most popular YouTuber, with over 100 million subscribers and the attention of a generation.

Here’s All the Reasons Women Have Dumped Men Because of Their Penis

It’s official: Size — and cleanliness — do actually matter.