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‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Shopping Carts and the 1995 Jacksonville Jaguars' Are Only Exceptions to 'Rule 34'
Despite finding its origins nearly two decades ago, Rule 34 — the old internet adage that “If it exists, there is porn of it” — is still *(very) much applicable, a lesson the fine people r/AskReddit recently learned the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone
Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room
As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap
On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'
An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch
Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The Wall Street Journal Asks If the World Has 'Too Many Asians'
Despite garnering flack for their “timid” coverage of former President Donald Trump, it seems there’s one tough question The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board isn’t afraid to ask — “Are There Too Many Asians?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Hilaria Baldwin Is Still Using Her Fake Spanish Accent
Hilaria took to the streets of New York City with two powerful messages for the masses dunking on her husband: Show some empathy — and acknowledge the fact that she’s like, REALLY from Spain, you guys.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Instant Karma - Cameras Caught an Audience Member Stealing And Ellen Called Her Out During the Live Show
By HHHolmes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm