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The Best Memes of Elon Musk Jumping at Trump Rally

Elon Musk showed up at a Trump rally but all the internet cares about is Musk’s extremely embarrassing entrance

Elon Musk Can’t Stop Doing That Weird Jump

Earlier this month, Elon Musk did a bizarre dance (?) that’s lodged itself like a parasite in the brains of those who’ve seen it. The move looks like this:

Tesla Nearly Kills Driver By Driving Straight Into a Speeding Train

Tesla is so, so close to developing full self-driving for its vehicles. In fact, according to Elon Musk, the cars will have the option to fully drive themselves by 2018!

Cybertruck Owner Takes Truck in to Get Repairs and Gets It Returned More Damaged Than It Was Originally

Did you know that if you take your Cybertruck through a carwash it voids its warranty?

Quadriplegic Man Uses Neuralink to Play ‘Civ VI’

I’ll admit that I’m an Elon Musk skeptic. I’ve ragged on him for his business practices, the sheer stupidity of the Cybertruck and the various ways he’s embarrassed himself on the internet, among numerous other things.

‘Didn’t Like Doing Crime’: Elon Said He Couldn’t Stomach ‘GTA V’ Because the Game Made Him Shoot Police

Everyone has their limit for violence, and for Elon Musk, that’s shooting one of the Boys in Blue.

Nerds Lose Their Minds After Elon Musk Shares Photo of Amber Heard In ‘Overwatch’ Cosplay

Once thought of as a genius innovator and out-of-the-box thinker, Elon Musk’s purchase and subsequent overuse of Twitter (lol “X”) has made the world realize that he’s just kind of a loser.

Elon’s Mom Calls off Cage Match – Says the Only Fight Her Son Is Having Is a “Verbal Fight”

On Thursday, June 22, the dietician and model took to her eldest son’s newly-acquired social platform to sound off on the billionaires’ planned brawl, revealing that she is far from on board with their upcoming fight.

‘Send Location’: Zuckerberg Accepts Musk’s Cage Fight Challenge

Move over dubious submersibles piloted by video game controllers – days after the Titan’s disappearance en route to the Titanic, billionaires have already started innovating new, horrifying ways to die.

Musk Family Photo Is Sadly Not AI

AI-generated images; articles; songs; television shows – the list goes on – have been fighting to make their marks in our day-to-day lives, like a microwave in the 80s, promising us it's easier to nuke dinner and bake it.

People Think They’ve Found Elon’s Burner Account Where He Pretends to Be a Child

The internet thinks they have found Elon's burner Twitter account.

Twitter HQ Sign Becomes ‘Titter’ after Elon Takes His Only W

Now, Musk has followed through with his idea and covered up the ‘W’ outside of Twitter’s San Francisco offices. With Twitter currently only valued at around $20 billion, it is also the only ‘W’ Musk has taken since his big acquisition.

Elon Apologizes After Publicly Ridiculing and Firing Disabled Employee

The 2019 Icelandic Businessman of the year, celebrated disability advocacy and the first non-Björk Icelander to gain a scrap of international relevance, Halli Thorleifsson, managed to accomplish the impossible this week: Getting Space Karen Elon Musk to a

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

Twitter Employee Asks Elon for Clarification on His Employment and Elon Ridicules Him on His Own App

The sideshow circus of Elon Musk's Twitter has hit another monumental low this week as the CEO openly mocked, then fired a disabled employee via tweet.

Twitter Exec Who Posted Picture of Her Sleeping at the Office Has Been Fired

You go, girlboss … and remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life.

People Are Dunking On Elon For Forcing His Team to Show Everyone His Tweets

We aren’t shocked to say it, but Elon owning Twitter has been even more epic than we could have hoped for.

Elon Wears His Sunday Best to the Super Bowl — a Doge T-Shirt

Elon Musk - who recently fired an employee for sharing that his Twitter presence has fallen off - was spotted hanging out with Rupert Murdoch at Super Bowl 57 in what appears to be a Doge t-shirt.

Elon Musk Can't Stop Making Chuck Norris Jokes

It all started on Sunday, January 29, when Dogecoin co-founder Billy Markus took to the platform with an old-school joke about the Return of the Dragon loser-turned notably early 2010s rap battle loser.

What Do Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Have in Common? Tiny Dicks

The internet was full of small dick energy early today as the usual suspects drew their tiny swords.

Myspace Tom Throws Hat in the Ring after Elon Loses His Own Poll

Elon Musk has once again outdone himself in his never-ending mission to get people to like him.

Free Speech Absolutist Elon Musk Bans 'ElonJet', the Twitter Account Tracking His Jet

Elon Musk's commitment to free speech has its limits as the account dedicated to following his jet has been removed from the platform.

Elon's Neuralink is Being Investigated For Killing 1,500 Animals

It’s been announced that Elon Musk’s brainchild Neuralink has been under federal investigation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Inspector General after researchers came forward and documents were released revealing the gruesome extent of animal tes

Elon Musk Sleeps with a Toy Gun

Elon Musk had Twitter users in a frenzy early Monday morning after posting a cryptic, confusing, and revealing photo of his bedside table.

Elon Musk is BEGGING Trump to Return to Twitter

Twitter Chief, Elon Musk, reinstated Trump’s account last week following a poll he ran - on Twitter - asking if the President should be reinstated, and since doing so, Trump has yet to return to the platform.