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‘I Wouldn’t Wish This On My Worst Enemy’: No One Is Salivating At Tim Kaine’s Nighrmarish Creamed Onions

“A Kaine specialty—creamed onions!” the Democratic lawmaker captioned a snap of what appeared to be a bunch of translucent pearl onions floating in a two-toned soup of milk.

Snoring Robber Caught After Taking Post-Cigarette Nap

Criminals these days ain’t what they used to be.

'Stolen Valor': Nickelodeon Actress Desperate For Attention Claims She 'Ran Through' Entire Male Cast Before Dating Show’s Lead, She Didn't

“Dude, I ran through every Ned’s cast member before I landed on Devon,” spilled Shaw.

Wedding Dessert Shortage Leads to Brawl

Planning a wedding is no joke.

Man Refuses to Bang GF Because It’s Double XP Week in ‘RuneScape’

RuneScape may have a new slogan: It’s better than bangin’.

Virtual Girlfriend Users Freak Out After CEO Is Arrested, App Is Bricked

Don’t you hate it when you pay for an A.I.-generated girlfriend based on your favorite influencer only for the service to stop working after the CEO is arrested for trying to set his own apartment on fire?

‘Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Shart’: Postman Rips a Massive Beefer Caught by Doorbell Cam

Here’s an idea: How about we leave delivery people alone?

Guy Films His Uncle Braving 21 MPH Storm Winds to Smoke a Cigar

For some men, there’s nothing they love more than kicking back and enjoying a full-bodied cigar.

Massachusetts Youth Hockey Refs Hide in Barricaded Locker Room Awaiting Police While Parent Mob Bangs on the Door

For most people, going to a children’s sports game involves choking down a boiled hot dog as you watch kids try and fail to score points, usually tripping over themselves and each other in the process.

Lifted Jeep Pops Tire On Curb Because It Can't See Where It's Going

Just because you can turn your Jeep into a lifted monstrosity, that doesn't mean you should.

‘Why this is happening NOW?’: The War in the Middle East Is Making Dating Apps Unusable

They say the first casualty in war is the truth. The second casualty, as it turns out, is the ability to bang.

'Gossip Knows No Language': Spanish-Speaking Mom and English-Speaking Boyfriend Bridge Language Barrier By Dunking On Girlfriend's Barely-There Dress

Move over, Rosetta Stone — there’s a new, less malodorous way to connect people of all tongues, creeds, and nationalities: Admonishing your girlfriend’s sexy outfits.

Trash-Talking Lady Loses Her Teeth Mid Insult

If you think you’re spitting fire, make sure you’re not at risk of spitting something else.

‘I’m on a Mission I Have to Complete by Year’s End’: Man Accused of Breaking into Homes and Jerkin’ It Says He Has to Continue

‘She’s Possessed!’: Another Woman Has Freaked Out on an Airplane

Sigh… It brings me no pleasure to announce that it has happened again.

6 Abandoned Places That Give Off Creepy Vibes

There's nothing more eerie than a destination that once was full of people, excitement, and action just being merely abandoned almost overnight.

Men Call 911 on Themselves After Breaking into Empty Jail and Locking Themselves Inside

Earlier this month, three men set out to complete what could have been the heist of the century.

Angry Hunter Calls Game Warden On Kids For Going One Foot Into His Land, Ends Up Getting a Citation

No matter where you go in this country, there is always a Karen with a problem.

California Tesla Driver Spreads Wings, Flies Over Pool and Crashes Into House

It’s a big month for electric vehicles running into buildings.

Woman in Jeep Refuses to Be Towed, Crashes Car Off the Back of a Tow Truck Instead

Getting towed ain’t fun.

Man Rushes Stage and Busts an Irish Jig Before Being Taken Away By Security

Irish dancing is having a moment on TikTok right now.

‘Live Mas!’: Former Taco Bell Employee Sues After Holiday Party Devolved Into Cuckolding Fest

Taco Bell workers in Los Angeles are being accused of living a little too más after it was alleged that a company party turned into an orgy — complete with vomiting and cuckoldry.

Anniversary of JFK’s Death: The Top Conspiracy Theories On Who Really Murked the President

60 years after President John F. Kennedy was shot and killed while riding in a motorcade through Dallas, Texas, we dive into all the theories surrounding his death.

‘I’m Not Arguing With a Grown Man About the Movie ‘Cars’’: Stephen A. Smith Argues With A Grown Man About the Movie ‘Cars’

Cars has seen a recent resurgence in popularity, but not for the reasons you might expect.