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She Pooped 194 Times in 2022 and Only Showered 37

Instead of documenting her best posts of the year, or her most viral tweets, Aella Girl documented everything she did last year, down to the number of times she 'left her house' or 'masturbated'.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Anti-Porn Influencers Warn About the Dangers of Having Kinks

Ryan Foley, @ _ryan.foley on TikTok, is going viral for his Holy War on porn. In a video testimony, Ryan goes into detail about his porn addiction, and how he spiraled into stranger and stranger fetishes.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

“I Won a $30 Million Lottery” Here Are Eight Things That Happened After

It's the age old question. What would you do if you won the lottery?

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Chic-Fil-A Manager Calls Cops on Couple Who Asked for Extra Sauce

Chik-Fil-A has a reputation for quality customer service, however, a couple recently went viral on TikTok after claiming the manager of a Chik-Fil-A in Nevada called the cops on them for asking for more sauce.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

4 Nostradamus Predictions For 2023

As we approach a new year, new predictions for what is going to come are being talked about, and some can't talk about the future without a little doom and gloom.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Wtf

TikTok Bear Guy Jeff Watson Has Tamed Nature's Furry Beasts

Jeff created a TikTok account on December 21st that he uses to show off his ballsy bear-caretaking antics, and has since gone viral.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

TikTok Remembers Creator behind ‘Operation Hangover’ after His Death

Operation Hangover was a TikTok user, real name Dave, with over 10,000 followers at the time of his death.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

No, Hooters Isn't Rebranding Because 'Millennials Aren't Into Boobs'

With over 430 locations worldwide, Hooters still knows what sells. Trust me when I tell you with 100% confidence, millennials are still in love with breasts.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Andrew Tate Arrested by Romanian Police Thanks to Greta Thunberg and a Box of Pizza

Andrew Tate, the hustle bro and MGTOW influencer has been arrested by Romanian police after a raid was conducted on his home today.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Man Dubbed 'Gumball Gangster' Spotted Stealing Gumball Machine During Buffalo Blizzard

A deadly blizzard has hit upstate New York leaving upwards of 30 people dead. The snowstorm also brought significant cover for looters; many stores were ransacked as police were busy helping others.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Southwest Airlines Meltdown Has the Internet in a Frenzy

Since the weather took a turn for the worst on December 22nd, Southwest Airlines has cancelled over 15,700 flights leaving passengers and baggage completely stranded.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Kids Filmed Working in Crumbl Cookies’ Kitchen, Company Now Under Investigation for Breaking Child Labor Laws

On August 28, TikToker @ayoshawtty posted a hilariously disconcerting video of children working the kitchen of Utah-based cookie company Crumbl Cookies.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

What Do Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Have in Common? Tiny Dicks

The internet was full of small dick energy early today as the usual suspects drew their tiny swords.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Sports' Favorite Dick Joke Signs with the Pittsburgh Pirates

The internet was buzzing after MLB pitcher Rich Hill signed a one-year, $8 million contract with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Adin Ross Cancels Kanye Interview After Anti-Semitic Phone Call With

He tweeted on December 5th “tomorrow we break the internet…” in anticipation of the stream, but then canceled it a few days before.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Kids Are Pranking Their Parents with Fake Celebrity Death Alerts

"Oh my god, Jon Bon Jovi dead at 60." In shock and denial a woman responds, "F**k! Sorry, excuse me please!"

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

All the Best Fails and Falls From the Big Seattle Freeze

King County Executive Dow Constantine urged people to stay at home, tweeting, “Please don’t go viral on TikTok trying to drive on the ice.”

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Alpha Males Go to KFC Instead of Pizza Hut, Even Though They're Owned By the Same People

Australia's fake American ass-wipe Nick Adams is back at it, throwing tantrums over which restaurants and fast food joints he thinks his followers should be enjoying.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Best of 'Mysteries of the Unexplained' the Twitter Account Sharing Weird A** Shit

We all love things we can’t quite comprehend, but there aren’t great places to see them.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Eight Worst Human Inventions Ever Made

Shoutout to Redditor, u/NPT1506 for posing this question on AskReddit. What is the worst human invention ever made?

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dominatrix Asks Florida Taxpayers to Help Build ‘Sex Dungeons’

"You may call me, Mistress." Those were the words spoken by a Florida dominatrix - excuse me - hero at the Broward County, Fort Lauderdale city commission meeting this week.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

People Are Dressing Up Their Moms and the Results Are Staggering

Young people are dressing up their moms to look like themselves, and the results are staggering.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Remembering the Time the Cast of ‘Titanic’ Ate PCP-Laced Clam Chowder

Were Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet victims of the infamous PCP-laced clam chowder incident that plagued the set of 'Titanic' all those years ago?

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Where Did That Feliz Bottom Jeans Mashup Come From?

Even if you aren't on the internet everyday, you've most likely heard the latest guilty pleasure/hate listen mashup of the Jose Feliciano holiday classic Feliz Navidad and Flo Rida's 2007 hit single, Low.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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She Pooped 194 Times in 2022 and Only Showered 37

Anti-Porn Influencers Warn About the Dangers of Having Kinks

“I Won a $30 Million Lottery” Here Are Eight Things That Happened After

Chic-Fil-A Manager Calls Cops on Couple Who Asked for Extra Sauce

4 Nostradamus Predictions For 2023

TikTok Bear Guy Jeff Watson Has Tamed Nature's Furry Beasts

TikTok Remembers Creator behind ‘Operation Hangover’ after His Death

No, Hooters Isn't Rebranding Because 'Millennials Aren't Into Boobs'

Andrew Tate Arrested by Romanian Police Thanks to Greta Thunberg and a Box of Pizza

Man Dubbed 'Gumball Gangster' Spotted Stealing Gumball Machine During Buffalo Blizzard

Southwest Airlines Meltdown Has the Internet in a Frenzy

Kids Filmed Working in Crumbl Cookies’ Kitchen, Company Now Under Investigation for Breaking Child Labor Laws

What Do Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Have in Common? Tiny Dicks

Sports' Favorite Dick Joke Signs with the Pittsburgh Pirates

Adin Ross Cancels Kanye Interview After Anti-Semitic Phone Call With

Kids Are Pranking Their Parents with Fake Celebrity Death Alerts

All the Best Fails and Falls From the Big Seattle Freeze

Alpha Males Go to KFC Instead of Pizza Hut, Even Though They're Owned By the Same People

The Best of 'Mysteries of the Unexplained' the Twitter Account Sharing Weird A** Shit

The Eight Worst Human Inventions Ever Made

Dominatrix Asks Florida Taxpayers to Help Build ‘Sex Dungeons’

People Are Dressing Up Their Moms and the Results Are Staggering

Remembering the Time the Cast of ‘Titanic’ Ate PCP-Laced Clam Chowder

Where Did That Feliz Bottom Jeans Mashup Come From?

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