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Study Finds That Partiers Make More Money, Find More Success

The best predictor of success is not your degree, but how many times you woke up in a bush.

New Study Finds That Wild Chimps Are Constantly Buzzed

They wait until fruit goes bad, then they eat it, then they party.

Canadian Cops Arrest Man While Driving Toy Barbie Jeep

He also failed a breathalyzer, if you can believe it.

Teacher Shows Up to Work Blitzed, Says His Doctor Told Him He Had To

I somehow doubt that.

Dude Wakes Up to Discover He Ate the Whole Hotel Minibar

That’s the whole vacation budget spent.

Guatemalan Cops Caught Being Out of Their Minds on Substances, Trying to Drive

Drugs? Alcohol? Both? I don’t know, but these guys definitely shouldn’t be in uniform right now.

Sheriff Arrested After Drunkenly Showing Up to Man’s Door and Screaming at Him About His Truck

He’s since been indicted on two charges.

Vintage Video Shows People Arguing Against Drunk-Driving Laws

No drinking and driving *and* you have to wear a seatbelt? I thought we were free!

Dude Gets Knocked Over By Stream of Pressurized Beer

What a delicious way to break a rib!

Christian Bride and Groom Freak Out Because Guest Brings a THC Gummy to Their Wedding

Earlier this week, Away-Satisfaction660 took to the Am I the A**hole subreddit to get a ruling on his behavior at what turned out to be a particularly Christian wedding.

'Grand Theft Auto on Three!': People Steal Their Car Back After Getting it Stolen in DC

"If my friends don't help me steal my car back, I don't want them."

‘Make the Fucking Drink’: Startenders and Mixologists Have Now Completely Lost the Plot

"Ima need the alcohol version of Salt Bae to calm down and just serve the drinks."

Jackson Mahomes Under Police Investigation for Forcibly Kissing Bar Owner

Jackson Mahomes, the kid brother of Kansas City Chiefs' star quarterback Patrick Mahomes is once again in the news for all the wrong reasons.

Gen Z’s Drink of Choice is the BORG (Blackout Rage Gallon)

Gen Z has a new drink of choice when it comes to getting absolutely destroyed, and it's called the BORG.

The Most Wasted Moments of This Year's Santacon

It’s the most wonderful time of the year — for insufferable East Village dude-bros to get sloppily s**tfaced in Santa Claus costumes.

The Best of 'Chaotic Drunk Videos' to Cure Your Headache

The internet is a tornado of insane videos, with a constant feed of cats defying physics, and brutal street fights.

Qatar Bans Alcohol at the World Cup and Fans Are Feeling Tricked

It's official, the entire globe has been duped into attending the World Cup in Qatar AKA the lamest party you could possibly imagine.

Amber Heard Accused of Plagiarizing Her Former Assistant's Sexual Assault

In 2016 Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of domestic abuse and later claimed the actor sexually assaulted her, to which Depp has denied and sued Heard for $50 million in a defamation lawsuit.

'The Boys' Actor Antony Starr Arrested For Assaulting Spanish Chef

The chef, Bathuel Araujo, said that Starr had punched him twice before smashing a glass over his head resulting in four stitches above his eye.

Matt Stafford Day-Drinks His Way into the History Books

Los Angeles Rams' quarterback Matt Stafford had himself a day to remember, or forget based on the amount of alcohol consumed

15 Drinking Games College Taught Us to Play like a Champion

32 NFL Teams Ranked from Least to Most Drunk

Pro Kickboxer Sends Random Guy to Shadow Realm Expecting Applause, Gets Sued Instead

'Days of Thunder' Deserves Its Own Drinking Game, So We Created One

Man Creates Literal S**tshow at Kid Rock Steakhouse, Arrested