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'You’re Married, But You Love Me': Bing's A.I. Chatbot 'Sydney' Will Love Bomb You
People will debate the validity of chatbots, but we think falling in love with strangers and trying to break up healthy marriages is the most human thing a chatbot has done thus far. You go Sydney!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Muppet Conspiracy Theorist Argues Miss Piggy and Kermit Are the Same Species
After years of debate, speculation and questions about what the hell goes on in the world of muppets, it seems we finally have an answer to a long-running quandary surrounding the JHECU. (Jim Henson Extended Cinematic Universe)
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Kinks’ Guitarist Dave Davies Falls for Sarcastic Tweet Trolling His Band
Dave Davies fought the good fight on Twitter, but the trolls won again.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap
On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'
An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Don Lemon Apologizes For Rude Nikki Haley Comments Saying She's 'Past Her Prime'
Despite losing his eponymous primetime TV slot to serve as a co-anchor on CNN This Morning, *newsman* Don Lemon has quite a bit to say about what it means to be in one’s prime.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day
On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Chefs Unlocks Evil Dating Hack by Buying Fresh Pasta and Passing it Off as Homemade
“My old chef told me that he used to invite a girl over, pick up some fresh pasta from the refrigerated section of the grocery store, then get out his rolling pin and sprinkle some flour on his apron."
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge
On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
