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Tubi's Super Bowl Ad Caused Mass Panic Among Viewers Who Thought They Sat On Their Remote

Move over, Super Bowl LVII — it seems another championship took place on Sunday: The ultimate remote control smackdown.

Femcel Thinks All Men Are Secretly Gay

As one commenter put it, “y’all be reaching for the stars and it’s truly a talent.”

Come for Michael Keaton. Suffer Through Ezra Miller

Prominently featuring clips of Keaton’s iconic character amid cuts of notable menace Miller, the trailer banked it all on Batman, a method that as Jared Leto could probably tell you, does not work.

False Truths People Somehow Still Believe

As evident through our constant use of the phrase “contrary to popular misconception,” it seems there are plenty of fictional beliefs out in the ether, a sentiment it seems Redditors know all too well.

Home Bakers are Trying to One Up Each Other With the Worst ‘Drake Cake’ Possible

Since last summer, amateur cake decorators have flocked to the platform, uploading their attempts at making (often intentionally terrible) edible recreations of the album cover.

Man Ignores MRI Machine Warnings and Gets Killed by His Own "Hidden" Gun

'Top Chef' Host Padma Lakshmi Reacts to Goatse Fruit Bowl

Move over, Penn State men’s basketball — Padma Lakshmi has become the latest public figure to begin a new era on Twitter, discovering the very wide world of goatse.

People Share Stories about the Time They Were Caught 'Doing the Deed'

Contrary to popular misconception, it seems getting caught jerking off isn’t exclusively reserved for Pee Wee Herman or protagonists in coming-of-age (or should we say *cumming* of age) comedies.

Everyone Hates the Pac-Man-Ass-Lookin' Boots from MSCHF

Art collective, MSCHF has unleashed their latest creation onto the unsuspecting citizens of Planet Earth.

TikToker Claims They're the Reincarnation of Hitler

Earlier this week, TikToker — and literal Nazi — @felix_ciphe, a.k.a. Felix claimed in a video that they are the reincarnation of Hitler.

Dead Giveaways That You're Being Cheated On

Garnering more than 17.9k upvotes in its first two days on the platform, it seems there are many ways to catch a cheater — including super old social media platforms.

Doja Cat's NSFW Fleetwood Mac Cover Is an Instant Classic

Whatever Doja Cat is on, we want some.

The List of Bad 'Harry Potter' Character Names Just Got Longer

While it’s worth noting that Rowling reportedly has no creative say in the game, some fans were quick to note that the editorial team was seemingly taking quite a bit of inspo from the woman once lauded by Vladimir Putin.

Twitter Reacts to Joe Biden's Cookie-filled Breakfast, 'Those Better Have Fiber in Them'

Because as any American knows, nothing says “the state of our union is just fine!” like eating dessert well before 11 am.

AI 'Seinfeld' Banned From Twitch after Making Anti-trans Joke

The 24-hour AI created Seinfeld show Nothing, Forever has been banned from Twitch after it's version of Jerry Seinfeld made transphobic comments.

Tom Brady Is Much More Divorced and Not as Swole as He Thinks He Is

Tom Brady is recently divorced, unemployed and posting thirst traps.

'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch

Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!

The Best Twitter Bots That Might Disappear This Week

Earlier this week, Twitter’s Dev team announced that the days of free Twitter API were numbered and that a paid option would be taking its place later this month.

Madonna Doesn't Know How Restaurants Work

“Think of me as your waitress….. What songs would you like on the menu ?” Madonna captioned a *definitely* photoshop-free snap alongside the hashtag #MadonnaCelebrationTour.

Husband Demands Wife Tell Everyone He's a Pilot, Despite Never Having Flown a Day in His Life

Last week, aspiring creative writer Redditor u/​​Substantial_Wheel999 took to the subreddit with a bold question into his morality — publicly pondering whether he’s the asshole for reprimanding his wife for not playing make-believe in public.

Kylie Jenner Throws Tone Deaf AstroWorld Themed Bday Party

Weeks after Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner sparked backlash for naming their son “my penis” in Arabic, the pair have proved that their taste in birthday party themes isn’t much better than their taste in baby names.

Netflix Backtracks On Password-Sharing Measures Claiming it Was an 'Error'

Netflix — running because Rita Ora so boldly walked.

Gen Z Has Discovered the Original Version of 'Let’s Get It Started'

So how, exactly, did we get to know the current version of the song — one it seems we can agree is far superior to its predecessor? Thank none other than the NBA.

Guy Asks For Legal Advice After Ruining Sensory Deprivation Tank With His Diarrhea

A Reddit user posted a question in the subreddit r/legal advice, asking about a uniquely crappy sensory deprivation tank experience.

James Gunn Has to Calm the Nerds He Incited over a Superman Trunks Twitter Poll

James Gunn is once again tweeting through his problems. This time a self-inflicted shot to the foot after posting a twitter poll regarding Superman's costume.