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All the Dunks and Memes on Netflix's Bullshit Password-Sharing Policy

All the Dunks and Memes on Netflix's Bullshit Password-Sharing Policy

On today’s installment of time continuing to be a flat circle, it seems that streaming giant Netflix has taken throwback Thursday to a whole new level, boldly following in Blockbuster’s footsteps by continuing to delude themselves into thinking they’re ca

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters

Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'OnlyFans Stuff is Dogshit': xQc Says He Prefers 'The Old Stuff' Over OnlyFans

'OnlyFans Stuff is Dogshit': xQc Says He Prefers 'The Old Stuff' Over OnlyFans

On Monday, January 30, xQc dedicated a segment of his nearly 11-hour stream to discussing a revelation stemming from his broader critique of the Atrioc DeepFake porn drama.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Sisyphus Has Finally Reached the Top, Of Twitter Trends

Sisyphus Has Finally Reached the Top, Of Twitter Trends

On today’s episode of grindset girlies wholly missing the point, TikTok hustle porn has finally achieved Camusian levels of absurdity.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

To paraphrase the bard of the late 2000s, — Leave Britney Alone … even you, Alyssa Milano.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

This Guy Makes an Amazingly Insightful Point About Sucking Your Own Dick

This Guy Makes an Amazingly Insightful Point About Sucking Your Own Dick

Well, according to one man on Twitter, the greatest black pill he’s ever taken was from an anon poster who claimed to have achieved the unachievable - sucking his own dick.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Elon Musk Can't Stop Making Chuck Norris Jokes

Elon Musk Can't Stop Making Chuck Norris Jokes

It all started on Sunday, January 29, when Dogecoin co-founder Billy Markus took to the platform with an old-school joke about the Return of the Dragon loser-turned notably early 2010s rap battle loser.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Con Artist and Fake Socialite Anna Delvey Wants Your SSN

Con Artist and Fake Socialite Anna Delvey Wants Your SSN

Though girlboss icon Anna Delvey famously does not have time for this or for you, there is one thing the ambiguous-accented convicted scammer *definitely* does have time for — collecting her friends’ social security numbers.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Grindset Bros Think Bank Loans are the New 'Free Money Hack'

Grindset Bros Think Bank Loans are the New 'Free Money Hack'

TikTok grindset financial gurus have have discovered a new source of easy cashflow; business loans from the bank.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Self-Appointed Alpha Male Jordan Peterson Has Some Very Beta Steak Preparation Instructions

Self-Appointed Alpha Male Jordan Peterson Has Some Very Beta Steak Preparation Instructions

Despite loudly boasting the benefits of an all-meat diet, it seems (probable) constipation poster child and the king of the incels, Jordan Peterson, apparently has no idea how to actually cook meat beyond what he’s come across on TikTok while furiously sc

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Everything to Know about the Awful Mahomes Family Hangers-on

Everything to Know about the Awful Mahomes Family Hangers-on

Meet the dynamic duo of Brittany and Jackson Mahomes, the wife and the brother respectively of Kansas City Chiefs' Quarterback, Patrick Mahomes.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr

JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr

Despite her nine-figure net worth and ability to do whatever the hell she wants, revisionist author and notable transphobe J.K. Rowling is still committed to her strange obsession with strangers’ genitals.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'It's So Over': Incredibly Realistic and Stereotypically Busty AI Women Turn Heads on Twitter

'It's So Over': Incredibly Realistic and Stereotypically Busty AI Women Turn Heads on Twitter

One small step for AI, one giant leap for men who have only seen naked women while watching Hentai.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland is Out of Prison and Already Onto His Next Grift

Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland is Out of Prison and Already Onto His Next Grift

Billy McFarland is putting together a new VR service called PYRT. What could go wrong?

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

With a Single Tweet, Zachary Levi Once Again Proves That the DCU Can Never Get Anything Right

With a Single Tweet, Zachary Levi Once Again Proves That the DCU Can Never Get Anything Right

Zachary Levi may have just ended his DCU tenure with a single tweet.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

All the Angriest Responses to the Empire State Building Going Eagles’ Green

All the Angriest Responses to the Empire State Building Going Eagles’ Green

A 2-hour drive is all that separates the city of brotherly love and the big apple.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Women Share The Worst Places They've Ever Been Taken on a 'Date'

Women Share The Worst Places They've Ever Been Taken on a 'Date'

On today’s installment of cis men continuing to be the most oblivious creatures on Earth, it seems the bar is on the floor when it comes to romance.

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Realtor Gives Apartment Tour of Building Littered With Swastikas, Claims They're Just 'Buddhist Peace Symbols'

Realtor Gives Apartment Tour of Building Littered With Swastikas, Claims They're Just 'Buddhist Peace Symbols'

So, @e.vee.vee or the landlords of said building, if you’re reading this, buy a rug!

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Lance Armstrong Accused of Attempting to 'Eat Out' Dancer

Lance Armstrong Accused of Attempting to 'Eat Out' Dancer

From doping to dope-y.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Your Girlfriend Can Tell If You've Just Jerked Off

Your Girlfriend Can Tell If You've Just Jerked Off

As some users in the comments likened the realization to “a shark smelling blood in the water,” and others questioned whether the tweet was a joke (it’s not).

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Britney Spears' Most Loyal Fans Believe the Singer Is Dead

Britney Spears' Most Loyal Fans Believe the Singer Is Dead

After years of court battles and Instagram thirst traps, it seems some Britney Spears fans have ventured too far In The Zone, comprising a group of online skeptics colloquial known as B-Anon.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Mascara' Is the New NSFW TikTok Euphemism and It's Causing A Giant Controversy

'Mascara' Is the New NSFW TikTok Euphemism and It's Causing A Giant Controversy

Maybe she’s born with it — maybe it’s deep-seated trauma!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

AP Stylebook Clarifies Guide on Dehumanizing “The French”

AP Stylebook Clarifies Guide on Dehumanizing “The French”

Shortly after hitting the site, journalists and shitposters took to the comments section, roasting the AP for its late rejection of Anti-Frenchitism.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

On the Third Anniversary of Kobe’s Death, Everyone Is Worried Mr. Bean Has Died Too

On the Third Anniversary of Kobe’s Death, Everyone Is Worried Mr. Bean Has Died Too

On this day in 2020, the world suffered a tragic loss after the passing of Kobe Bean Bryant, and his daughter Gianna.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Tech Layoffs Have Come For the Day-in-the-Life Vloggers

The Tech Layoffs Have Come For the Day-in-the-Life Vloggers

The tech industry's layoffs have come for the day-in-the-life vloggers.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

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