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Bhad Bhabie Thinks Some of Her OnlyFans Subscribers Should Go to Jail

After a recent interview on Sundae Conversation with Caleb Pressley, Bhad Bhabie is under fire for stating that people who subscribed to her OnlyFans the night she turned 18, should be arrested.

South Sudanese President Arrests Journalists Over Video of Him Pissing His Pants

South Sudanese President Salva Kiir was filmed pissing his pants during this road commissioning ceremony in December

The New Netflix Doc about Kai the Hitchhiker Reminded Us About Him Crashing on Our Couch

Rabid Olivia Dunne Fans Asked to 'Be Respectful' After They Cause Wild Scene

Olivia Dunne is a gymnast at LSU and rising star, who has some less-than-respectful fans.

Evil Genius Teaches Her Followers How to Execute Toxic Goals

A woman named Mariè is behind the Twitter account p8stie, a page responsible for teaching its followers how to execute especially toxic goals.

Somehow This Woman Living Off-The-Grid Has Found Enough Internet to Make $1.5M on OnlyFans

Indica Flower is an adult film star and self-confirmed 'wild lil hippie babe' with the dreadlocks to match.

The A.I. Designed to Replace Streamers Can't Stop Telling Offensive Jokes

This AI is designed to play games, and commentate over them like a streamer.

'I'll See You in Court': Logan Paul Responds to Coffeezilla's CryptoZoo Investigation

Logan Paul has fired back at Coffeezilla, after the investigative YouTuber published a series of videos claiming that Paul had scammed investors out of millions of dollars with his NFT game CryptoZoo.

Romanian Police Have Seized All of Andrew Tate's 33 Supercars, Including His Prized Bugatti

On December 30, 2022, Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan were arrested during a police raid on suspicion of human trafficking in Romania.

Straight Out of Hoarders — Guy Exposes the Disgusting Kitchen of an Indianapolis Fish and Chicken Restaurant

The video exposes appalling sanitary conditions, where food is prepared on the floor, and barefoot employees are forced to repeatedly step over bins of ingredients.

Pedophile Conspiracy Theorist Exposed as a Pedophile In HBO Doc

The documentary focuses on the absurdity of modern America, and how echo chambers turn us into loyal zombies, with our own unique enemies.

YouTuber Coffeezilla Details Logan Paul's CryptoZoo 'Scam'

In a series of videos published by the YouTuber Coffeezilla, Paul’s game is alleged to be a scam, and investors have already lost millions of dollars on the project, which never seemed close to existing as advertised.

Andrew Tate Fans Held a Twitter Spaces With the Taliban after His Arrest

Andrew Tate fans and the Taliban have joined forces after the terrorist organization apparently expressed concern over the imprisonment of the misogynist social media influencer.

After United Airlines Lost This Woman's Luggage She Tracked It to a Random Apartment Complex

Twitter user Valerie Szybala is using an Apple AirTag to track her lost United Airlines luggage and has documented her journey reuniting with it online.

She Pooped 194 Times in 2022 and Only Showered 37

Instead of documenting her best posts of the year, or her most viral tweets, Aella Girl documented everything she did last year, down to the number of times she 'left her house' or 'masturbated'.

Chic-Fil-A Manager Calls Cops on Couple Who Asked for Extra Sauce

Chik-Fil-A has a reputation for quality customer service, however, a couple recently went viral on TikTok after claiming the manager of a Chik-Fil-A in Nevada called the cops on them for asking for more sauce.

Andrew Tate Arrested by Romanian Police Thanks to Greta Thunberg and a Box of Pizza

Andrew Tate, the hustle bro and MGTOW influencer has been arrested by Romanian police after a raid was conducted on his home today.

Southwest Airlines Meltdown Has the Internet in a Frenzy

Since the weather took a turn for the worst on December 22nd, Southwest Airlines has cancelled over 15,700 flights leaving passengers and baggage completely stranded.

Kids Filmed Working in Crumbl Cookies’ Kitchen, Company Now Under Investigation for Breaking Child Labor Laws

On August 28, TikToker @ayoshawtty posted a hilariously disconcerting video of children working the kitchen of Utah-based cookie company Crumbl Cookies.

What Do Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Have in Common? Tiny Dicks

The internet was full of small dick energy early today as the usual suspects drew their tiny swords.

Adin Ross Cancels Kanye Interview After Anti-Semitic Phone Call With

He tweeted on December 5th “tomorrow we break the internet…” in anticipation of the stream, but then canceled it a few days before.

All the Best Fails and Falls From the Big Seattle Freeze

King County Executive Dow Constantine urged people to stay at home, tweeting, “Please don’t go viral on TikTok trying to drive on the ice.”

Alpha Males Go to KFC Instead of Pizza Hut, Even Though They're Owned By the Same People

Australia's fake American ass-wipe Nick Adams is back at it, throwing tantrums over which restaurants and fast food joints he thinks his followers should be enjoying.

Where Did That Feliz Bottom Jeans Mashup Come From?

Even if you aren't on the internet everyday, you've most likely heard the latest guilty pleasure/hate listen mashup of the Jose Feliciano holiday classic Feliz Navidad and Flo Rida's 2007 hit single, Low.

Man With WWI Explosive in Rectum Causes Hospital Evacuation in France

An 88-year-old Frenchman is recovering slowly but surely after having an 8-inch long, 2-inch wide World War 1 explosive removed from his rectum.