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Climate Activists Glue Themselves to a Tanker Full of Cooking Oil Mistaking It For Crude Oil

Instead of stopping big oil, they stopped the slicking of local frying pans.

'Why Can’t My Dreams Come True?': Austin Butler Gets Oscar Snub Meme Treatment

Elvis seemed to be a favorite going into last night's Academy Awards with 8 nominations including a Best Actor nom for star, Austin Butler.

Cop Thought Her Bodycam Was Off, Records Herself Stealing Nearly $10,000 from Resident

The female officer and her co-conspirator can be seen pocketing various items they find while doing a search of the premises.

'Yes, He's the A--hole': Husband Refuses to Split Bill For the Birth of His Child

On today’s installment of men being the most oblivious creatures on the planet...

Jake Paul Blames His Loss to Tommy Fury on Wet Dream

Weeks after YouTuber Jake Paul made headlines (on Macaulay Culkin’s half-birthday) after spectacularly losing his boxing match against pro fighter Tommy Fury, the somehow less-annoying Paul brother got candid about his loss, blaming the defeat on a wet dr

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

People Think Justin Bieber's Birthday Pics Are Proof He Hates His Wife

After weeks of silently standing in the eye of the internet’s latest celebrity beef, it seems Justin Bieber has finally spoken … or at least let his lighter do the talking.

Twitter Employee Asks Elon for Clarification on His Employment and Elon Ridicules Him on His Own App

The sideshow circus of Elon Musk's Twitter has hit another monumental low this week as the CEO openly mocked, then fired a disabled employee via tweet.

Mr. Beast Asked His Fans for Free Labor and They Gladly Responded

We can’t guarantee that fixing Mr. Beast’s Feastable displays will earn you a $10,000 check from YouTube’s biggest creator, but we can guarantee that not fixing his displays, won’t.

People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

To bone or not to bone, that is the question …. that has been dividing parents on Twitter.

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

As TikToker @ispyshiny so aptly put it in her caption — “I am so happy my teenage self only had dog ears on Snapchat.”

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

If you've lost Ben Garrison, then you really are on an island all your own.

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

This isn't the first ludicrous (pun fully intended) Vin Diesel video to make us scratch our heads, and I'm certain it won't be the last.

Sculpture Artist Dares to Imagine Women With Huge Knockers

Wow. Really makes you think. So deep and such massive knockers.

'I'm Gay, Actually I'm Not': The Time Pink Came Out and Immediately Retracted It

So, Pink, congrats on very briefly coming out — leaving the closet is never easy, especially when it’s a revolving door … one that evidently keeps on turning.

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap

On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.

The Exiled Moderator of r/WallStreetBets Is Suing Reddit to Get His Sub Back

From the moon to the courtroom!

'Aw Shit, Here We Go Again': Another Day, Another Train Derailment, This Time In Detroit

So, freight trains, if you’re reading this, please stop spilling your hazardous materials everywhere. This isn’t you.

The Wall Street Journal Has a New Money-Saving Hack: Don't Eat

On Tuesday, February 14, the financial publication uploaded an article entitled “To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast.”

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.

First Pic of Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn Triggers the Only 'Suicide Squad' Fan Left

So @CutAyer, if you’re reading this, please, for the love of god, let the Snyderverse die. We’ve seen enough.

'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day

On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.