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OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

As TikToker @ispyshiny so aptly put it in her caption — “I am so happy my teenage self only had dog ears on Snapchat.”

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

If you've lost Ben Garrison, then you really are on an island all your own.

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

This isn't the first ludicrous (pun fully intended) Vin Diesel video to make us scratch our heads, and I'm certain it won't be the last.

Sculpture Artist Dares to Imagine Women With Huge Knockers

Wow. Really makes you think. So deep and such massive knockers.

'I'm Gay, Actually I'm Not': The Time Pink Came Out and Immediately Retracted It

So, Pink, congrats on very briefly coming out — leaving the closet is never easy, especially when it’s a revolving door … one that evidently keeps on turning.

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap

On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.

The Exiled Moderator of r/WallStreetBets Is Suing Reddit to Get His Sub Back

From the moon to the courtroom!

'Aw Shit, Here We Go Again': Another Day, Another Train Derailment, This Time In Detroit

So, freight trains, if you’re reading this, please stop spilling your hazardous materials everywhere. This isn’t you.

The Wall Street Journal Has a New Money-Saving Hack: Don't Eat

On Tuesday, February 14, the financial publication uploaded an article entitled “To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast.”

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.

First Pic of Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn Triggers the Only 'Suicide Squad' Fan Left

So @CutAyer, if you’re reading this, please, for the love of god, let the Snyderverse die. We’ve seen enough.

'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day

On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.

People Are Dunking On Elon For Forcing His Team to Show Everyone His Tweets

We aren’t shocked to say it, but Elon owning Twitter has been even more epic than we could have hoped for.

Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge

On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.

Home Bakers are Trying to One Up Each Other With the Worst ‘Drake Cake’ Possible

Since last summer, amateur cake decorators have flocked to the platform, uploading their attempts at making (often intentionally terrible) edible recreations of the album cover.

Man Ignores MRI Machine Warnings and Gets Killed by His Own "Hidden" Gun

TikToker Claims They're the Reincarnation of Hitler

Earlier this week, TikToker — and literal Nazi — @felix_ciphe, a.k.a. Felix claimed in a video that they are the reincarnation of Hitler.

Dead Giveaways That You're Being Cheated On

Garnering more than 17.9k upvotes in its first two days on the platform, it seems there are many ways to catch a cheater — including super old social media platforms.

The List of Bad 'Harry Potter' Character Names Just Got Longer

While it’s worth noting that Rowling reportedly has no creative say in the game, some fans were quick to note that the editorial team was seemingly taking quite a bit of inspo from the woman once lauded by Vladimir Putin.

'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch

Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!

Husband Demands Wife Tell Everyone He's a Pilot, Despite Never Having Flown a Day in His Life

Last week, aspiring creative writer Redditor u/​​Substantial_Wheel999 took to the subreddit with a bold question into his morality — publicly pondering whether he’s the asshole for reprimanding his wife for not playing make-believe in public.

Kylie Jenner Throws Tone Deaf AstroWorld Themed Bday Party

Weeks after Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner sparked backlash for naming their son “my penis” in Arabic, the pair have proved that their taste in birthday party themes isn’t much better than their taste in baby names.

Netflix Backtracks On Password-Sharing Measures Claiming it Was an 'Error'

Netflix — running because Rita Ora so boldly walked.