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Cops Claim Horses Were Dressed up as ‘Ghosts’ but No One Is Buying It

On October 31st, the Lake County Ohio mounted police unit decided to dress up their horses for the upcoming Halloween festivities.

Fans Compare Disney's Star Wars Hotel to a Maximum Security Prison

Last March, Disney Parks opened up the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser, a two-day overnight experience that costs up to six-thousand bucks.

Influencer Facing Charges For Hitting Golf Balls into the Grand Canyon

TikToker Katie Sigmond also broke the club, which went flying into the canyon as well.

Tech CEO Said Taking an Amazon Warehouse Job 'Cured His Burnout'

Not only did switching careers cure this former tech CEO's depression, it also caused him to lose feeling in his hands and forced him to see a doctor.

Tim Hortons Refuses to Let Customer Buy Coffee for Homeless Man

TikToker qu33n.status2.0 has gone viral for a recent video in which she attempts to buy a coffee for a local homeless man and gets shut down – at Tim Hortons of all places.

UPDATED: Matthew Perry Apologizes For Asking Why Keanu Reeves Is Still Alive

Matthew Perry has a new memoir coming out, titled Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing, and in the book, Perry takes on the subject of talented actors dying before their time.

Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess

Elon Musk is making headlines after tweeting that the game of chess is "too simple to be useful in real life."

Influencer Says He Doesn’t Talk to His Family Because They're 'Irrelevant'

The social media influencer Larz has stated that he no longer speaks with his family, calling them “irrelevant” because they have fewer followers than he does.

Karen Complains About Karen-themed Halloween Decorations and Forces Town to Remove Them

The witty display was likely a lighthearted jab at the ubiquitous stereotype, but one resident felt otherwise.

Divorced Dad Kanye West is Digging Himself Into a Big Racist Hole

Kanye West has taken the limelight yet again after an incredibly anti-Semitic rant while featured as a guest on the popular podcast Drink Champs, hosted by hip-hop notables N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN.

$1.5 Million Prototype Floating Home Capsizes at Unveiling

On September 22nd, the prototype “SeaPod,” a $1.5 million floating-home-of-the-future, capsized the instant it was unveiled and subsequently sank.

Fat Cat Apple Exec Fired for Disgustingly Offensive TikTok Remarks

A top Apple executive was recently asked in a TikTok video what he does for a living, and his response, "I fondle big-breasted women."

Vic Faust Fired after 4 Minute Sexist Rant Against Co-Host Crystal Cooper

Local TV News anchor berates female co-worker in nasty, sexist rant. Vic Faust launched into a profane rant against his colleague off the air.

D-Bag Diva Adam Levine Caught in Greasy Cheating Scandal

Lead singer of the pop rock band Maroon 5 and solo musical artist, Adam Levine has been outed as a cheater.

Sixers’ Head Coach Caught Being Horny on Twitter

Glenn 'Doc' Rivers, head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers may need to take a break from his Twitter account.

Bisexual Mormon Man Laments on TikTok That He Can't Sleep with Men

Mormons have carved out an odd and at times cringeworthy niche on TikTok.

'Reddit Sex Song' Guy Goes Viral For the Worst Choice in Bedtime Music

You won't believe this song.

Hogwarts Legacy Not Having Quidditch is a Huge Mistake

If GTA can do Golf, Hogwarts Legacy can do Quidditch.

Twitch Streamer Caught Having Sex During Livestream

The streamer kimmikka_ has been banned for 7 days.

The Internet Roasts Drake's New Hair Style

Twitter has a lot to say about the rapper's new 'do.

Apparently the New 'Saints Row' Sucks

Meta's Horizon World Is a 10 Billion Dollar Garbage Product

You'd think they could fix that hairline in VR?

Norway Euthanized Freya the Beloved Walrus and People Are Not Happy

The internet is in mourning after news the Norwegian Department of Fisheries has killed a local icon Freya, a walrus who rose to online fame for sinking boats in Oslo's harbor.

Crying CEO Gets Roasted For His Tasteless Selfie After Laying Off Employees

A new hilarious craze has begun on social media this month after HyperSocial CEO Braden Wallake announced over LinkedIn that his company would start laying people off.

Awful New 'Forspoken' Trailer is Getting Memed Out of This World

Bad writing means better memes.