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The Craziest Ways a Co-Worker Died on the Job

If you’re a morbid little gremlin, have I got the r/AskReddit thread for you.

What are Some Things You Should Never Say on a Crowded Elevator?

Fellas, Is It Gay To Say Good Morning to Another Man?

Fellas, is it gay to acknowledge another man’s existence before 12 p.m.?

Is There Really Something Better to Say Than “I’m Cumming”?

The English language has seen some incredible achievements in its time: Shakespeare and his invention of over 1,700 words, many of which we still use today, for example, or the transformation of “slay” from a synonym for murder to a word of encouragement

Stories From People Who Walked Out of Bad Movies

Earlier this week, Redditor u/girlcalledmaria took to the platform with a bold inquiry, asking the patrons of r/AskReddit to recount the worst movies they saw in theaters.

What Really Happens When You Win a 'Lifetime Supply' of Something

Earlier this week, u/LordFrieza8789 took to r/AskReddit to determine what, exactly, constitutes a lifetime’s worth of any given prize, asking winners to share the specifics of their strangely vague spoils.

Innocent Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Between the impending dangers of climate change, big Australian spiders, and whatever the hell is going on with the Dalai Lama, the world is a weird and often terrifying place.

WTF Facts That Ruined People's Preconceived Notions of History

Earlier this week, u/FlickTheSwitch167 took to r/AskReddit with a bold inquiry looking to find some more amusing – and often horrifying – facts about history.

People Share Their Unrealistic Fetishes and Sexual Fantasies

The answer? A whole lot, especially when said kinks involve less-than-ideal venues.

Reddit Debates the Male Equivalent of the 'Big Titty Goth Girlfriend'

The post received 7,100 upvotes and 2,500 comments, most of which, were written by men.

Alleged Former CIA Agent Comments on the Agency’s Long List of Clandestine Operations

It’s not every day we get an inside look at the CIA, but thanks to Redditor and alleged agent, Ron Palancik, we get a behind-the-scenes peek at some of the agency’s shortcomings.

People Reveal Their Weirdest Experiences at Somebody Else’s House

We’ve all been to friends’ houses who had a fully stocked beer fridge, or parents who hated each other, or an overtly horny dog humping your leg.

Things Guys Didn't Know about Women Until They Experienced One First Hand

Despite knowing them, loving them and literally emerging into the world from them, it seems men know pretty much jack shit about women — as proven through r/AskReddit’s most recent viral monstrosity.

Popular Insults That Aren't Actually Insults At All

Earlier this month, Redditor u/Addwon took to r/AskReddit with the inquiry: “What is used as an insult despite not actually being a bad thing?”

What Was Your 'It Can't Be That Easy - It Was That Easy' Life Lesson

Last week, Redditor u/UnoAboveAll took to the platform with a question for the patrons of r/askreddit “What was your ‘it can’t be that easy / it was that easy’ moment in your life?”

False Truths People Somehow Still Believe

As evident through our constant use of the phrase “contrary to popular misconception,” it seems there are plenty of fictional beliefs out in the ether, a sentiment it seems Redditors know all too well.

People Share Stories about the Time They Were Caught 'Doing the Deed'

Contrary to popular misconception, it seems getting caught jerking off isn’t exclusively reserved for Pee Wee Herman or protagonists in coming-of-age (or should we say *cumming* of age) comedies.

Dead Giveaways That You're Being Cheated On

Garnering more than 17.9k upvotes in its first two days on the platform, it seems there are many ways to catch a cheater — including super old social media platforms.

26 Sounds from Our Childhood That We Miss Hearing

“I Won a $30 Million Lottery” Here Are Eight Things That Happened After

It's the age old question. What would you do if you won the lottery?

Redditor Asks for Advice Removing a 'Small Cylinder from a Mini M&M Tube'

On December 6th, Redditor u/Smart_Calendar1874 headed to r/AskReddit to ask a very pressing question: “How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?”

Here’s All the Reasons Women Have Dumped Men Because of Their Penis

It’s official: Size — and cleanliness — do actually matter.

Woman Finds Out Her Boyfriend of 6 Years is Actually Her Brother

The two started dating in high school having bonded over both being adopted, but one day her worst fears were confirmed.