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Elon Musk Is Going to Be the First Trillionaire

I can’t think of someone who deserves it less.

Tesla Hits Hill Too Fast, Goes Flying

You gotta take these hills a bit slower, lad!

Self-Driving Tesla Cuts Off Entire Left Turn Lane Just Like a BMW Driver

Self-driving cars aren’t quite self-driving yet, as we keep having to learn.

Tesla Nearly Kills Driver By Driving Straight Into a Speeding Train

Tesla is so, so close to developing full self-driving for its vehicles. In fact, according to Elon Musk, the cars will have the option to fully drive themselves by 2018!

Dude Almost Cuts Off Finger with Cybertruck Trunk

Before it got recalled, the Cybertruck had a problem. Well, about a million problems, but there was one problem specifically that could have been a real issue for anyone who enjoys having their hands.

Tesla Bro Breaks His Cybertruck After... Taking it Through a Car Wash

Recently, Tesla announced that it would be recalling all of the Cybertrucks that it has currently sold.

Cybertruck Owner Takes Truck in to Get Repairs and Gets It Returned More Damaged Than It Was Originally

Did you know that if you take your Cybertruck through a carwash it voids its warranty?

Dude Performs Tesla Model S Autobahn Speed Test

When they’re not starting on fire or parking in people’s front windows, Tesla vehicles can go fast. Like, really fast.

Freezing Chicago Temperatures Result in Tesla Graveyards

Everybody knows that Chicago is cold, but right now even the most seasoned windy city residents are feeling the chill.

Man ‘Attacked’ By Tesla Robot

A man left a “trail of blood” at a Tesla factory after a robot plunged its metal claws into his back and arm.

California Tesla Driver Spreads Wings, Flies Over Pool and Crashes Into House

It’s a big month for electric vehicles running into buildings.

Watch a Woman (Rightfully) Meltdown at a Tesla Service Station

We’re going to try something a little different today: We’re going to practice empathizing with someone many people would quickly write off as a Karen: a Tesla owner who has gone viral after footage of her screaming at a Tesla Service Center was uploaded

Car Detailer Calls BS on Tesla’s Alleged Stain-Resistant White Seats

"This seat would be stained red almost instantly."

'They Just Passed on the Best Supply Chain Manager in the Country': Guy Unironically Posts His Tesla Rejection Letter

Hugo Martínez is a Tesla shareholder and “soon-to-be Model 3 owner.”

Twitter Gets Wild after Musk Says he, "Hasn't Had Sex in Ages"

Musk says reports he had a friendship-ruining affair with Sergey Brin's wife are unfounded. And that it's actually "been a while."

Pale Elon Musk Vacation Pics Get Burnt to a Crisp By Twitter

The Tesla CEO was photographed with his rich friends swimming in the Aegean Sea. However, many people quickly noticed that Musk might not get out much because he is quite pale.

Elon Musk Challenges Accuser to Describe His Genitals

In a story first reported by Insider, Musk was accused of rubbing the flight attendant's leg without permission and offered to buy her a horse if she gave him an erotic massage while on the plane.

11 Elon Musk Tweets Bound to Offend Some

Elon Musk - the richest man in the world - is now the CEO of Twitter. What does that mean? Who is Elon Musk really? We've collected some of his recent tweets since purchasing the company.

LAPD in Search of Idiot Who Jumped and Wrecked Rented Tesla

I don't think this is what anybody had in mind when we suggested flying cars in the future.

Elon Musk’s Neuralink Announces Human Trials, Twitter Reacts

According to Twitter, though, it also means we're one step closer to replicating the disastrous consequences outlined in the speculative fiction show, Black Mirror.

SpaceX Astronauts Told to Poop Pants If Necessary

Apparently the Dragon's piss-tube is broken.

Everyone's Trolling Elon Musk for Naming his Son 'X Æ A-12'

Maybe Elon Musk named his kid after a rocket ship because he's planning to yeet him into space one day?

Elon Musk Has Been Going Off on the 'Life is a Simulation' Theory All Day on Twitter

Elon are you okay? Are you smoking weed and doing drugs with Grimes again?

Elon Musk Casually Donates $1 Million to #TeamTrees on Twitter

21-Year-Old SF Woman Arrested For Manslaughter After Senseless Crash

Kelsey Cambridge ran a red-light and struck two pedestrians killing one and seriously injuring the other and dash-cam video shows she never even tried to brake.