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Texas is Waging War on ‘The Edgar’ Haircut

In what is yet another installment in a long line of people completely missing the forest for the trees, a San Antonio restaurateur made waves after jokingly calling for a ban on “The Edgar” haircut at his establishment.

‘He Wants to Grow Up to Be an Oil Man’: Watch Little Kids Try to Bull-Ride Sheep

It ain’t easy breaking into the bull-riding business.

'He's Drunk AF': Tipsy Driver Nearly Bulldozes Pedestrians After Speeding Onto a Houston Curb

Though a hammered Houston driver may have stayed off the road in their intoxicated state, they evidently forgot about the sidewalk, nearly bulldozing several pedestrians enjoying a night out.

Absolute Madlad Comes Out of Hiding During Texas Fair Shooting to Grab Cotton Candy

What would you do during a mass shooting?

The Viral Apartment Complex Enacting Mandatory 10PM Curfews

Think that being a rent-paying adult absolves you of a curfew? Think again.

Skinwalker Ranch 2.0? 6 Cows Found Mutilated in Different Texas Pastures

Six cows were found mutilated in east-central Texas over the weekend according to the Madison County Sheriff's office. Each of the six cows had their blood drained, tongues removed and anus' cut out with extreme precision.

Texas Is Offering Tax Incentives For Nondivorced Straight Couples

Great news for Michelle and Jim-Bob Duggar, that one TikTok tradwife and Gen-Z trad-Caths a little °too° committed to the bit — the state of Texas may somehow manage to regress further back into the 19th century, pondering a bill that would bestow tax ben

Students Under Investigation After Senior Prank Goes Bad at Texas High School

A prank at a high school in Texas went bad causing thousands of dollars worth of damage and forcing the school to close for the remainder of the semester.

Ted Cruz Gets Greeted by Cop After Going Full Karen on Airport Employees

Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands

Texas Woman Arrested After Trying to Buy a Baby for 500k at Walmart

Rebecca Lanette Taylor was arrested Tuesday, January, 24 after allegedly attempting to buy a woman's child at a Walmart in Texas.

Man Shot While Trying to Sell His PS5

Tripwire CEO John Gibson is Out Over Comments on Texas' Abortion-Ban

Tripwire CEO John Gibson, 'stepped down' from his position over the week, after he tweeted his support of Texas' new abortion ban.

Toilet Paper Delivery Truck Crashes and Covers Road in Flaming TP

Viral Video Of "Blue Bell Licker" May Lead To 20 Years Jail Time

A video showing Texas woman licking a gallon of ice cream before putting it back on the shelves went viral recently, and it's prompted a full investigation that could lead to her getting some serious time in the cooler.

A Stoner Stumbled Into An Abandoned Building And Found A Tiger

A person who went into an abandoned house so they could smoke cannabis found a neglected tiger inside. Police in Houston, Texas, said that...

Underwhelming Drug Bust Gets Texas Police Department Roasted Online

I guess not EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas...

Corpus Christi Police Destroyed 400 "Pot Plants" Only to Discover it Wasn't Actually Marijuana

An embarrassing incident for the cops, as the clueless officers spent a busy and evening harvesting hundreds of horsemint plants from a city park.

The Mysterious Woman In Shackles Has Been Found

A mystery woman was seen ringing doorbells Friday, August 24th at 3 am while wearing what appears to be broken shackles on her wrists.

Conspiracy Theories Grow After Mysterious Package Bombs Kill 2 In Austin Texas

Three separate package bombs have gone off in Austin Texas in the last month and the community is on edge.