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'You Were My Cum Once' Is Not an Appropriate Thing to Say to a Newborn Baby
The miracle of childbirth is a wonder to so many new parents. It’s amazing to think in 40 weeks you can make human life. Even though some of us just don’t phrase our excitement correctly.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son
Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘Do You know the Waistband Trick?’: Gen Z Is Learning How to Hide Their Boners
"POV: You have to wait 5 minutes until you go into the restaurant because you kissed..." That's the on-screen caption of @lifewithrileyandryan's short TikTok showing the couple sitting in a car together, Riley looking at the camera proudly smiling and Rya
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
How a Mice-Eating Coven of George Washington University Students Have Freaked Out TikTok
TikTok storytimes have gotten weird. Alexis Emerson, @ahecksis2 on TikTok, recently dropped one of the most deranged storytimes the app has ever seen, detailing the time she learned her classmates were eating mice as a form of “bond[ing].”
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
